《Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]》3. | drunk calls
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audrey
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【answer】
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"I'm beginning to think that you have some kind of obsess--"
𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒑*
"Are you drunk dialling me right now?"
"Okay no need to scream in my ear geez, I'm too young to get a hearing aid."
"And you're so so so drunk"
"You are definitely as wasted as they come."
"I don't, I was stating a plain ole fact"
"Super, but I wasn't asking for your life story"
"--I said I wasn't...no wait carry on"
"Never mind, carry on, I could use this for future blackmail"
"Are you... Are you sniffling?"
𝒔𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒍𝒆𝒔*"
"Oh this is lengendary! I wish I was there to see you like this in person."
"What?"
"You mean Legendary Pokemon?"
[Audrey bursts out laughing]
"This is Gold! You didn't say that."
"No you didn't."
"Fine. Then tell me your life story."
*Dial tone*
"Blackmail is going to be so sweet...."
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