《Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]》9. | psychopaths
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"Listen here punk, you better stop calling Audrey from now on"
"Just your friendly neighbour giving out some friendly advice."
"... Just stay away from Audrey."
"If you know what's good for pretty little Audrey here, you would do what I say."
"Actually Justin...you do know me. I can't believe you don't remember me."
"Aw how sweet, you could do better Justin. I've been called worse than that."
"So I have been told. Yawn, you're getting a little boring on your insults Justin you should polish that a bit."
"--You'll what? You won't do anything to me, Justin. You don't any power whatsoever, especially over me and if you value Audrey's life like you say you do in the pathetic voicemails you sent her, you'll do the right thing and do as I say."
"I really should Justin, I can do some real damage, especially to sweet little Audrey and you don't want that, now do you, Justin?"
"Thought so, now are you going to be a good little boy and do the right thing? Maybe, for your good deed, I'll throw you a bone or give you a treat. How does that sound?"
"That's cute, I'll have to use that for my yearbook quote. Now, I'll tell you this, Auds is perfectly fine and not completely injured. Just a few scratches here and there and a concussion, I'm not a complete psycho you know, I wouldn't hurt her that much..."
"No commentary Justin, Audrey is just taking it easy from the concussion, now I can't say that I won't make her minor injuries major if you dare try to keep touch and send those cringy voicemails again, I'm just saying."
"Honestly, you're so adorable Justin, now I kinda wish I had prank called you first before Audrey."
"That's a lot of love coming from you, Justin. I'll keep in touch with you just so you don't remain completely hopeless."
"Toodles boo."
*dial tone*
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