《Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]》13. | shut mouths
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"Well, hello to you too."
"Thanks for asking so politely."
"I don't want to talk about it."
"Raven isn't an issue anymore."
"--I'm sure Justin."
"I said I don't want to talk about it."
"I'm serious Justin, I don't want to talk about it. Please don't make me talk about it..."
"...Please, I'll tell you someday just not now."
"I don't know! Create a topic!"
"Really Justin? Is that the best you can do?"
"You're pathetic."
"Ugh...Hey! I just realized we really don't know each other, all we ever do is shoot insults at each other"
"You're hilarious."
"Whatever...so are you ever going to tell me something about yourself?"
"Don't be silly asshole, I just want to know you that's all."
"It depends what your mindset is."
"I don't think that's any of your business."
"I asked you first!"
"That means you're supposed to go first."
"Are you implying that I'm a man?"
"I'm not, asshole! I'm a girl Justin. A- G-I-R-L."
"You're really annoying Justin."
"Ugh"
"Yes, Justin?"
"So am I Justin...so am I."
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