《Love And Sarcasm [Currently Editing]》21. | king of imitations
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audrey |
『3:22pm』
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"What's up, dude?"
"That's your new name from me."
"At least you admit you're one."
"I hate this new you."
"Impressive "
"No."
"
"Just because."
"It is to me"
"Impressive use of alliteration but can I ask why I'm being called that?"
"And I'm still going to ask."
Fine by me, I'll ask some other guy I know."
"Why? Jealous?"
"Then why can't I ask other guys?"
"That is just a great explanation."
"Why am I a 'crazy compulsive cocky girl?"
"Okaaay. . ."
"I can speak to you however I want."
"I hate to break it to you grandpa, but you're only a year older than me."
"Oh yeah?"
"Then how old are you?"
"That's nice."
"Right, okay."
". . ."
"
"I don't know, why don't you tell me."
"Whatever you say grandpa."
"Which is?"
"What about him?"
"Are you a stalker or something? How come you know so much about him?"
"Of course, I forgot he had fangirls following him like lost puppies."
[Audrey snorts, shaking her head. Justin is such a dork. He really was terrible at imitations.]
"That's so true, but what did I say about imitating other people? You're not good at it."
"Okay, okay you have."
"No."
"Are you dreaming?"
"Smooth."
" You're hopeless"
"And he is back!"
"I don't."
". . .Is that the only thing you know about my brother? Have you met him?"
"You should introduce yourself to him and tell him you know me."
"You're right, he'd kill you with his baseball bat. You should still go."
No problem Justin, I'm just making your death year a bit earlier."
"I try."
"Okay bye Justin"
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BTW: Justin isn't really twenty-one, he was just joking. He is eighteen and this is not an age-gap story.
Justin is eighteen, Audrey is seventeen (I'd just like to clarify this for the millionth time)
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