| audrey

『12:34pm』

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"I hate her."

"Her."

"

"Ugh, Hannah is annoying. She just has to be the most annoying cousin I have."

"Hannah stole my mom's heels last night to go clubbing and when she came back completely smashed she lied to my mom saying that I'm the one who took it. I didn't even leave the house! Ugh, then she boasts to my other cousins that she got laid by a , and I quote ' sizzling hot guy who looks like he has been carved my greek gods with orbs that look like they have been touched by the galaxy' end quote, ugh gimme a break, that seems like something taken straight out of a Wattpad novel, and the reason I'm so angry is she got me in trouble with my mom when it was all her fault. "

"Yeah, well mine just takes the freaking medal!"

"Understatement of the century."

"

"It won't help."

"You're a horrible comforter."

"That's debatable."

"My motto is honesty is the best policy."

"You need to attend life lessons."

"Sure you are."

"I'm not disagreeing with you."

"We are not talking about this again."

"We are still not going to talk about it."

"Awww, am I acting like a meanie?"

"I'm sowwy."

"I'm supposed to be teasing you doofus."

"Whatever."

"I'm not pretty when I'm angry."

"You're entitled to say that idiot."

"I'll dump you."

"I was joking."

"How? Over the phone? That's impossible."

"Like what?"

"Eww, I think I heard enough."

"Uhm sure, but how?"

"No no no, that isn't a date, that is just torture."

"I don't care about that, you can't make me blush so much."

"Fine, but this is wrong, when will it be?"

"You're the one who asked me out."

"Fine."

"I can."

"I'm joking."

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