《The Jerk | A Lizkook FF》Chapter 7.
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Today is a whole new year! New year means new me! 2016 was fun but i hope 2017 would be better. I woke up at 10 in the morning because i was so tired! Anyways, i dyed my hair to orange! It was for our comeback. As i opened the door, i heard my phone vibrated. I took my phone and bambam texted me.
lisa!
: Ne?
hows your new year?
Its pretty great
well guess what lis!
Ne?
i got a girlfriend!
What?! You do?
yes! Her name is tzuyu
Wait tzuyu? Im surprised she liked a guy
Like you 😂
wow rude..!
Mianhae mianhae!
anyways i gtg lis! Bye
Bye bam
I went to the living room and sat on the couch. "Lisa come here!" Jennie unnie screamed. "Fine" i spoke. I went to jennie's room and the rest of the members are there.
"Ne?" I said confusedly. "Lisa you wont believe this! Papa YG allowed us to make our own instagram account!" Rosé unnie squealed in excitement along with jisoo and jennie unnie.
"Oh my god im so excited!" I spoke and i quickly take my phone and make a new ig account. "Whats your account will be called?" Jisoo unnie spoke. "Mine would be jennierubyjane!" Jennie unnie spoke. "Mine would be sooyaaa_" jisoo unnie spoke. "Mine would be roses_are_rosie!" Rosé unnie spoke. "Mine would be lalalalisa_m" i spoke.
I went to my room and took selfies and upload one to my instagram.
orange 🧡
I just posted my selfie and looks like blackpinkofficial already followed me. I put my phone down and went to my unnies. "Unnie have you posted anything?" I asked them. "Not yet but im gonna go and upload now" jisoo unnie spoke. "Me and jennie had" rosé unnie spoke.
Its been an hour and we watched 'Titanic' since we all haven't watched it to be honest. It was sad but also i loved it! Its very romantic.
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We were about to watch another movie but this time is a horror movie. We decided order pizza and some fried chicken because jisoo unnie really want them.
We sat on the couch and we start the movie. "I heard that this movie is creepy!" Jennie unnie spoke. "What movie are we watching!" Rosé unnie asked jennie unnie confusedly. "We're watching Annabelle!" Jennie unnie spoke and she looked so happy and excited. "Unnie! Im scared of horror movies! Jihyo unnie said to me it was scary!" Rosé spoke and she took a pillow and already covered her self. "Its okay unnie i bet its gonna be a great movie!" I let out and i took a glass of water and gave it to rosé unnie. "Thank you lisa" she said and sips the water i gave her.
The movie just started and i heard a doorbell. "I'll get it!" Jisoo unnie said and she stood up then open the door. "Girls its our pizza and fried chicken!!!" She squealed and she sounds so happy. We all jump up and down in excitement. "Yay finally im so hungry!" I let out and took a slice of the pizza.
We all ate our fried chicken and pizza while watching annabelle.
Its been about 2 hours and the movie ended. It was actually really scary and we all screamed so much because of the jump scares. I went to my room and as i opened it, an explosion of notifications are heard. I quickly took my phone and saw lots of people liking my upload and i gain lots of followers! I earned about 197k followers and it was amazing! Im so happy!
I went to my unnies and showed all the followers to them and likes. "Omo thats so many likes and followers lisa!" Jisoo unnie spoke and she opened her instagram and she also gain about 200k followers! Rosé unnie opened her instagram and gain 212k followers! Jennie unnie got the most followers which is 249k followers!
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orange 🧡
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lalisaaa!
🧡
oh my god lisa has an instagram account!
cute
yay blackpink has their own instagram account now! Im so happy!
eww shes so ugly
Blackpinksucks shut up! Blackpink is the best!
annyeong blinks! Be ready for our comeback soon 😘
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purple hair for our comeback
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Today is our comeback! Our new comeback song is called As If Its Your Last and im so excited for this new song! We put lots of effort and love to our new comeback song.
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"Well done girls! You all did an amazing job with this song and the Music Video!" Papa YG spoke and we are so exhausted and we really need a good rest. As i was about to go to the cafe near the place where we were filming the MV for As If Its Your Last, i heard a vibrate from my phone. "Aishh i haven't muted it" i whispered to myself and took my phone from my bag. When i look to my phone, it said
Started Following You
I read the notification and my eyes widened and confusion. Why would bts followed me? And i just knew that bts had their own instagram account?
I opened my phone and started following them back because they are idols so i felt like i need to follow them back for respect. As i did so army's started to follow me also and the notifications wont stop ringing! I decided to muter it and as i opened my instagram again, i got about 900k followers! Wth?!
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As i look to my profile i have 963k! Oh my god thank you army's!
So i went to my unnies and as i was about to show it, my unnies are on their phone and they were jumping up and down, screaming. "Whats wrong unnie?" I asked them "lisa we got about 900k followers on instagram!" Jennie unnie squealed. "Wait really? Me too!" I said in excitement. "Its because of bighit and bts members followed us all and we earn so many followers from army's!" Jisoo unnie squealed and rosé unnie nodded and still jumping up and down.
"Whats with the excitements girls?" Papa YG asked teasingly. "Oppa bts and bighit followed us and now their army's are also following us! We almost get 1 million followers oppa!" I squealed and hug him. Papa YG is like my second dad. And my unnies are like my sisters but sometimes also like my moms.
"Yes oppa look at our followers!" Rosé unnie squealed and showed our followers. "Wow thats amazing! Anyways girls lets go back to your dorm okay?" Papa YG told us and we went to our car. We arrived back to our dorm wfter a long exhausting day. "Home sweet home" i said.
As i went back to our dorm i quickly went to my room and slept for god knows how long.
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I woke up at 10 in the morning and i opened my instagram, and post a few photoshoot about out new comeback yesterday.
Our summer themed comeback As If Its Your Last is now on spotify, itunes etc! Go ahead and stream As If Its Your Last on Youtube now! @lalalalisa_m @jennierubyjane @sooyaaa_ @roses_are_rosie
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