《The Jerk | A Lizkook FF》Chapter 23.
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I have arrived to the dorm. I knocked the door and ring the doorbell.
"Yah! Open the door!" I yelled. "Coming!" I heard rosé's voice.
"Lisa-yahh!!!" She opened the door and hugged me. "So hows the date with Jungkook huh?" She smirked. "Aishhh its not really a date. Anyways unnie i have some exciting news btw!" I said. "Oooooh spill the tea sis!" She said as we went inside the dorm.
I sat on the couch with Rosé talking for a bit.
"My liliiii!!!" Jennie unnie suddenly ran towards me and hugged me. "Jendeukie unnie!" I replied. "Bogoshipda!" She said. "Aishh i only left you for a few hours. How can you miss me already?" I said. "You dont miss me?" She pouted. "Anhi-yah!" I said. "NAMULHAE! NAMULHAE!" She mimiced Twice's song, TT and pouted. "Yah Lalisa! You made her upset." Jisoo unnie said. "Aishh fineeee" i rolled my eyes.
I aegyoed (I dont even know if aegyoed is even a word but whatevs!) to make it up to her.
"Pffftttt Bahahahha! What kind of aegyo is that! You look stupid!" Jennie unnie said. "Aishhh NAMULHAE! Well atleast you laughed, right?" I said. "Hmm yeah. Well but i can do a better aegyo than you!" She said. "Pfft im sure i did the best!" I replied. "Tsk we'll see about that!" She replied.
"Lets just do an aegyo contest! The best ones win." Rosé unnie said and we agreed. "Well im sure that i will win this!" Jisoo unnie said. "Nah unnie you're too old to do aegyo. I will win this!" I joked. "Yah! I will kill you now, miss Lalisa Manoban!" Jisoo unnie yelled and started to chase me.
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"UNNIE HELP!" I screamed for help, but Rosé and Jennie unnie just stood there laughing. "YAH! YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN! HELP ME!" I screamed again. "Pfft thats what you get for being too cocky lis!" Jennie and Rosé unnie said. "Aishhh!" I said while running away from Jisoo unnie. "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING ME OLD MAKNAE! SINCE IM OLDER THAN YOU, DOESN'T MEAN I CANT AEGYO!" She yelled at me while chasing me. "MIANHAE UNNIE MIANHAE!" I screamed.
~After the aegyo "contest"
"Haha i won!" I said. "Tsk whatevs!" Jennie unnie said. "Huhuuu i thought i'll win." Rosé unnie said. "Im complaining." Jisoo unnie complained.
"Anyway guys theres something i have to tell you." I said. "What is it maknae?" Rosé unnie asked.
"Well... Jungkook and i are now officially dating!" I said. "OML MY SHIP HAS SAILED!!! HAHA I KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU TWO WOULD BE A COUPLE!" Rosé unnie screamed happily. "Yah calm down rosie!" Jennie unnie said. "Mianhae" rosé replied. "Omg im so happy! Guys our bet is right! They will date each other eeek!" Jennie unnie squealed. "Wait a second... you guys seriously made a bet?" I said unamused. "Umm yeah..." Jennie, Jisoo, and Rosé unnie said. "Aishhh you three!" I said. "Well i hope you two will last forever until you both have grand children's!" Jisoo unnie said. "Thanks unnie!" I replied.
"Speaking of marriage, remember how Jimin and i are engaged?" Rosé unnie said. "Yeah" Jisoo, Jennie, and i said. "Well the wedding will be next week on friday!" Rosé unnie said. "Omo really?!!" I asked. "Yup really! Im so excited!" Rosé unnie said. "Yayyy im really excited too! My favorite couple on earth! Along with lizkook too!" Jennie unnie said. "Lizkook?" I ask. "Yeah lizkook will be you and Jungkook's ship name!" Jennie unnie said. "Ahhh okay. Then Rosé and Jimin's ship name is... Jirose!" I said. "That sounds great!" Rosé unnie said. "Oh yeah by the way, bangtan will come over tomorrow for a sleep over." Jisoo unnie said. "A sleep over?" I ask. "Yeah a sleep over. We can also plan out for Rosé's wedding!" Jisoo unnie said. "Great idea!" Jennie said.
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