Unbelievable!

Incorrigible!

This is not the professionalism I was expecting. There is no persistence and refined methods at all.

Goodness! I would have done far better job even without prior knowledge or practice.

Nah, no, no, this is not done. They are much more amateur than I thought.

"What are your names?" I asked folding my hands over my chest and looked at both of them in disappointment.

The beautiful and fragrant flowers in the market are doing no good job in reducing the flood of disbelief and disappointment I am feeling right now.

"I'm Jack and he is Theo, Ma'am." The one with spectacles replied politely as he folded his hands in front of him in a very polite gesture.

I scrutinized both of them and realized that they still have the baby fat in their faces. How old are they? Did they even reach the age of puberty? Forget the Satan, did they even pass eighth grade yet?

"Hmm, you are sent by Oldie Miguel, yes?" I asked as I circled both of them.

That Oldie! I gave him such a great opportunity and simple work to do and he still cannot satisfy me the least.

"That's right, Ma'am. He sent us to tail you for a week." Theo confirmed making me shake my head in displeasure.

"Then did he tell you why you have to tail me?" These both look like kids who ran away from home for an evening ice cream and Oldie asked these two kids to stalk me?

My monkeywipe is speechless!

My young pores are startled in dissatisfaction and my dead skin came alive with the annoyance. How in the name of the world's biggest monkeywipe did Oldie become a Mafia man?

No professionalism is one thing, but having no sight for talent and skills is different.

"I asked him for a trendy, fashionable stalker for me; not two minor bodyguards. Let's go to Oldie and talk it out clearly. I want to know what is wrong with his recruitment style." I sighed and held each of their hands as I pulled them to the very familiar mansion.

If only Alcohol is here, I would've made him handle these two for me. Pity, he had to go to finish the procedure to get out from the homeless shelter before I arrange a job for him.

It has been three days he left but he did say he would be back by tonight or by tomorrow morning after he settles everything.

The other morning when Piper woke up and saw Alcohol sleeping peacefully on the sofa in the living room, she made a big fuss about it saying he looked like a dangerous man who could kill someone with a simple stare.

Satan's monkeywipe! It took me two hours to tell her that he looks like that because of dark circles and possibly lack of good bath. If he is groomed well, then he will definitely look better than Dobby from Harry potter and the chamber of secrets.

Piper thought the little elf Dobby is ugly but to me he is such a cute and handsome young elf. If only Alcohol has extended ears, he would be as cute as Dobby.

"Ma'am, boss will kill us if he comes to know of us being caught by you." Theo said hesitantly as he tried to get his hand out of my hold.

"Don't worry, Oldie is actually a softie. He will not hurt a pimple in your nose." I assured them as I got out of the cab and continued to pull them inside the mansion.

The guards at the huge gate saw me and stopped me from going inside but when they saw Theo and Jack, they reluctantly pulled away.

This is clearly misuse of superiority!

Oldie didn't even tell his people about his contract with me?

With a huff and puff, I walked inside the mansion along with the minor buddies. As soon as we entered the large living room, I saw several men in suits walking around with guns. Ferb is standing on the stairs and ordering people about something while he saw me and smiled at me immediately.

"Ferby! I know you missed me." I yelled out and ran into his arms. He is such a panda, I tell you.

He patted my back lightly and looked at the Jack and Theo with a raised eyebrow.

"Where is Oldie? I have something to discuss with him." I asked him as the problem in hand made its way into my mind.

Oldie better has a good reason!

"Dining hall, having breakfast." He said and I immediately ran down the stairs and went straight to the dining room followed by hyperactive Ferb and scared Jack and Theo.

The first thing in the huge dining room I noticed is Oldie old body nibbling his food. I walked to him and took a seat next to him and filled a plate of tasty breakfast for myself.

"You- What are you doing here?" He asked stopped eating and shrieked back in his chair.

This Old man is seriously such a lousy mafia-sport!

"Let's talk after eating breakfast. I have so much to discuss with you." I said as I filled three more plates with food for Fern, Jack and Theo. "You three come on, let's eat together." I rushed them to sit beside me.

"Uh, Bambina, it is not right to eat with the boss." Ferb said as he belly danced his eyebrows at me again.

Not right?

Oldie taught them all useless stuff and left out the useful ones. How is this Mafia gang still standing in this striving crime world?

"That's alright. Sit down and eat. I will see to it that he doesn't scold you." I assure them as I patted Oldie's shoulder and blinked at him.

We silently had delicious breakfast and once we are done, I took out a small bouquet of flowers I bought for Oldie while coming here. I gave it to him and sat on the other sofa chair in the living room while he took other one.

The other three are just standing beside us in a docile manner; boy, they so cute like three teletubbies.

"Now tell me what brought you here? Aren't going to enjoy stalking?" Oldie asked giving me a weird look.

"What enjoy! I asked for a stalker not minor bodyguards for me. This morning when I was walking through the flower lane of the market, I saw these two looking at their phones continuous and looking at the crowd. Before even they relate my picture to me, I found them first. Why did you send minors to stalk me?" I ranted out feeling depressed at the failed stalking program.

Did I ask something so difficult?

Am I being a spoiled brat and asked him for a huge castle?

With the good rapport we made, all I asked was one chic stalker, is that too much to ask for?

"Minors? Stupid girl, they are over thirty and most sorted after men here." Over thirty?

They are over thirty years old? Most sorted after?

If most sorted after are like this, then how will amateurs be? When I thought that is lightly expected, what got me surprised was their age!

Are these two time travelers? Or maybe vampires?

How can one look so young?

"That shows that you have no experience in being a Mafia boss. What do you see in people before recruiting them? Except for Ferb, I find everyone here uneducated in this business." I expressed my true view to him.

Only a friend like me, only a person like me will tell him what is going right and what is wrong without any hesitation. If I don't tell him, how will he learn?

How will he correct it?

How will he manage it?

Damn, he is almost thrice my age but now that I think about it, how will he even live without a person like be beside him?

This is not done. Not at all good!

"Girl, now you will tell me how to run my business? Do you even know the respect and fear I arouse in others? Just my name will make people pee in their pants." Oldie said like a thief caught in the act.

"Nah, this is not good. Oldie, you should rearrange your system and teach your men with better skills." I said as I shook my head in disapproval.

I don't think I can ask for a decent and a professional stalker from Oldie as of now. I first have to train them well with the best of my knowledge and then get to stalking.

Just as Oldie was about to rant something again, my mobile rang and when I saw the caller name on it, I'm damn happy to finally get hold of him.

"Alcohol! Hmm... alright. No you are not. No, I will share my location with you, come here right now and you will get the job." I replied Alcohol and shared my location with him.

"Ferb, inform the guards at the gate to allow a man inside." I informed him and he nodded positively.

I turned to awestruck Oldie staring at me like a sad emoticon. "Leave Jack and Theo to me. I will train them and later they can train the others. I have a friend and his name is Alcohol, give him a nice job here and also provide him with good accommodation. He will be a promising resource for you." I explained to Oldie as I waited for Alcohol to arrive.

Oldie just looked at me with wide opened mouth.

The other three just... stared at Oldie silently.

Seems like a part-time here is not bad for Alcohol.