Narrator's POV

"Uh, do you have the bug spray?" Tony asked, setting a small crate that contained a fist aid kit and many more emergency appliances on the ground.

"Yes. I put it in the suitcase with all the toiletries." Stephen said, sticking his head out from the large camper's door.

"Don't you think it's better to have it out? You never know when something will sting you. And you know I can't have you getting stung by a bee." Tony raised a brow at Stephen.

"Pff." Stephen rolled his eyes. "I have my EpiPen." Stephen tossed it in into the air and caught it, putting it in his pocket. Tony gave Stephen an unamused look. "Relax Tony. I won't go on and about playing with beehives."

"You better not." Tony shook his head, smiling. He picked up the crate he had set down earlier. "Peter." He called out

"Yes dad- oof." Peter hit the ground.

"Gotcha!" Wade said, on top of Peter. They had been chasing each other around the yard while the grown ups put everything in the camper.

"Come on. We're leaving." Tony said, boarding the camper with the crate in his hands. "You too." He said, looking at Wade.

"Come on Wade." Peter said, getting helped up by Wade; soon taking him by the hand. Peter ran to the camper, pulling Wade with him. They got into the camper. It was extremely spacious, and beautiful. "Wow, dad. This must have cost you a fortune." Peter said, looking around. He was totally impressed.

"No. Not really." Tony answered, setting the crate on top of the table. He walked into the driver's seat.

"Wait, where are my bags?" Wade asked.

Stephen sat down on the sofa near the window. "Tony put them with the rest of the luggage."

Wade looked over at Tony who had strapped himself down into the driver's seat. He adjusted the rearview mirror, reflecting Wade standing there. "Gah!" He jumped a little. His sunglasses fell a little. "Gosh." He sighed in relief. "Don't do that Wade." He said.

"I just wanted to thank you for packing my bags Stark." Wade said.

"Oh yeah." Tony fixed his sunglasses. He pressed a few buttons and started the engine. "You're welcome." He gave a small chuckle. "Alright everyone, Super Family Vacation here we go." Tony began to drive.

"Wow, Wade look." Peter said sitting in the booth that was the dining table. "I'm sitting at a table in a moving vehicle!" Peter squealed in his seat.

"Me too!" Wade said, sitting next to him. Their hands raised in the air.

Stephen rolled his eyes smiling. He noticed Tony's refection in the rearview mirror. Tony looked in the mirror and looked away; but looked back when he noticed Stephen staring at him. He adjusted the mirror to get a better look at his husband. They smiled at each other.

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"Alright, family." Tony pressed the auto pilot and got up. He went back to where the rest of the family was. Stephen looked up from his book. "And Wade." Peter and Wade looked up from their game of go-fish. They had been on the road for about four hours now, and their excitement for being in a moving vehicle had grown old.

Tony took a seat next to Stephen, wrapping an arm around his husband. "We are coming upon a small town called Grand Oaks and it's a tourist attraction, well kind of. Anyway, there's plenty of restaurants there to eat, if you're hungry of course. We don't have to sto-"

"Yes!" Peter said. "I want to see what kinds of stuff they have here." He pointed at

Tony with a card.

"If Peter's in, so am I." Wade said, putting his cards down.

Tony turned to Stephen. "What about you Honey?"

Stephen put his book down on his lap. "Well if the kids want to, I suppose we could stop for a bite." He said, smiling at Tony.

Master Stark we have entered the city limits of Grand Oaks

"Thank you Friday." Tony smiled back at Stephen.

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"And remember to give us a call when you're done. And don't go too far." Tony told Peter as they exited the camper. Peter and Wade wanted to go eat at an old diner while Tony and Stephen went over to a cafe.

"I will. Hope you enjoy your food. Come on Wade." Peter said, taking Wade by the hand.

"You better stay out of trouble." Tony looked at Wade.

"Psh, don't worry about it Tony." Wade said, walking away with Peter.

Tony shook his head and turned, only to find Stephen with a smile on his face. "What?" He questioned.

"You've grown a soft spot for him." Stephen said.

"I have not." Tony said, walking ahead of Stephen.

"Yeah, you have." Stephen jogged a little to catch up with Tony.

"Shut up Strange."

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"Alright Wade, which way?" Peter asked Wade, who had his phone with the gps application opened.

"It says to take a turn on Elk Street and continue for about ten minutes down Cypress Avenue." Wade said, looking down at his phone. Peter gasped hysterically.

"Wade look!" Peter said. Wade looked up and saw a candy shop.

Wade sighed. "Peter no." He took Peter by the arm and pulled him along. "You will spoil your lunch."

"But Wade." Peter whined as he passed the candy store.

"Dr. Strange said that you get really hyper when you eat sugar. We don't need you super hyper right now." Wade said, continuing along. "We're here anyway." Wade said pointing up at red neon sign that read "Chui's Diner" with a red and white awning providing shade for outside tables.

"Ooooooooo." Peter stared in awe. "Let's go in." Peter took Wade by the hand and pulled him in.

The diner had a 50's theme lay out. There were red and white booths and a jukebox in the corner. There were red spinning stools at the counter. There were old vinyl records all over the wall and old Coca Cola vintage signs on the walls. Elvis was playing from the jukebox.

Peter and Wade sat at the one of the booths. A woman in a pooffy skirt and a small apron and wearing a small boat shaped hat approached the table.

"Good afternoon boys, what may I get you to drink?" She asked.

"I'll have a lemonade." Peter said.

"And I'll have a Pepsi." Wade said.

The woman wrote that down and smiled at them. She handed them two menus. "I'll be right back with your drinks." She said, walking away.

Wade looked down at his menu. "Hmmmm, what are you getting Peter?"

"I don't know. Everything sounds good." Peter said, looking up and down the menu. "How about a classic cheeseburger?" Peter looked at Wade.

"Sounds like a plan." Wade smiled at him.

The woman came back with their drinks. "Here you go boys." She handed them their drinks. "Ready to order?"

Wade ordered for both of them, and the woman left again.

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"Well I think that was amazing." Wade said wiping his mouth with a napkin and throwing it on the empty plate that rested in front of him.

"Yeah. It was a pretty big one too." Peter said looking down at his half eaten burger. He couldn't eat another bite, but that all changed when he saw a waitress carrying a silver platter with a pink colored liquid in a tall ice cream glass topped with whipped cream. It was a strawberry shake. "Let's get one of those!" Peter pointed at the waitress who walked past them with the shake.

"I don't know see why not." Wade said.

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"What is it Stephen?" Asked Tony as Stephen's head perked up from his salad bowl.

"I just got a feeling that a terrible decision has just been made." Stephen said, placing a hand on his forehead, his head bowed a little.

"You didn't lock the camper?" Tony asked.

Stephen looked up a little. "Maybe that's it." He said, then his head bowed again. "No, that's not it."

"Whatever it is, I'm sure it can be settled after we finish eating." Tony said, taking a spoonful of mash potatoes.

"I guess you're right." Stephen said, continuing with his salad.

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"Here you go sugar." Said the waitress that had attended Wade and Peter as she put a large chocolate shake down on the table. She placed two bending straws on the table.

Peter beheld the tall chocolate filled glass topped with whipped cream and a cherry. The waitress stood there for a little longer.

"Thanks." Wade thanked her. She walked away.

"Wow Wade. This thing is bigger than me." Peter said.

"Yup." Wade said, poking his straw into the shake. He took a sip. "But not as delicious as you." He said.

Peter took his straw and poked it in, taking a sip. "This is delicious." Peter said. He began to sip away.

Wade and him shared it, and it was gone within minutes.

"That was soooo good." Peter said, licking the whipped cream off his straw when he pulled the straw out of the empty glass. He had a little whipped cream on the top of his lip.

"Here, let me get that." Wade said, taking Peter's face in his hand as if he was going to wipe it with his finger but instead leaned in and gave Peter a small peck on the lips.

"Wade!" Peter jumped a little. His face was tainted with a blush.

"Aww." Wade smiled.

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"So how was your lunch?" Asked Peter as he and Wade met Stephen and Tony back at the camper.

"It was good." Tony said.

"Where did you eat?" Stephen asked.

"We ate at Chui's Diner." Peter said. "It was really cool. It was like traveling in the past." They all got back into the camper.

"Well I'm glad you enjoyed your lunch. Now let's get back on the road." Tony said, starting the camper.

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"Ah!" Stephen shot up from the bed he and Tony were sharing in the camper. They were still on the road, but the camper drove itself.

"What? What?" Tony sat up quickly, pointing his gloves in all directions, ready to shoot. He put his hands down and turned to Stephen. "What is it Honey?"

"We forgot to tell Wade that Peter's lactose intolerant." He said.

The door to their room opened.

"Uh Dr. Strange, Tony." It was Wade, he turned the lights on. "Peter just threw up in the bathroom."