The big three and Midoriya were sitting on the roof, preparing to do the third order on the list. They were in a circle, gazing at Aizawa's spare combat scarf.

"So why are we on the roof... with EraserHead's scarf.... " The black haired boy started.

"Nezu told us to borrow it and peak over classrooms with it 'ninja style'. He also wants a recording so he gave us a headset with a camera." Deku sighed.

"How is that supposed to be a lesson in recklessness?" Hado straightened herself, she did just come back from a cooking session with Lunch-Rush; he would scold her every time she did a small mistake and was not allowed to leave until the food was perfect.

"The mans a genius, we do not question it." Mirio laughed, he just came back from scarring a bunch of first years by phasing into a wall, only showing his head.

"But" "I SAID WE DONT QUESTION IT!"

"So... how does it work?" Mirio continued.

"I will wrap myself in the scarf, Nezu put in a guide book on how it works. You guys will be the anchor and push or pull the scarf upon my orders." Izuku explained.

"... "

"Aizawa is going to kill us."

"Next, we need a cart from the supermarket." Deku looked at the best paper.

"Check." Mirio pulled out a cart.

" Where... how... why .... when did you get this?" For the first time in ages, Hado was at a loss for words.

"We don't question it." Mirio and Izuku said at the same time.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Amajiki trembled.

"You have a bad feeling about everything." Mirio scuffed.

"Am I always wrong though?" Tamaki gave a scarred yet somehow scarybutinacuteway look.

"...". "Touché."

"Relax, Hado, you use your quirk to push the cart, Mirio, you sit at the back to insure that Hado does not let go and that Tamaki is safe in the middle while using his tentacles to steer us. I will be at the front of the cart for... reasons." Deku said.

And so it began... the incident known as 'the Cart Chaos' was re-made. The story goes that whenever the UA campus had no gossip, a bunch of teens will go in a shopping cart and will roll around the campus at full speed until it crashes.

Though this year was a record. It took five whole hours for it to crash when Amajiki ran out of Takoyaki. Upon crash, Izuku swore he was flying for a second before landing on a certain RockBoiii.

"Are you okay Midobro?" Kirishima asked as Izuku laid on his chest, trying to recover from the fall.

"I'm fi-" before Izu could finish his sentence, Mirio came falling down on the two followed by Amajiki while Hado landed gracefully on top of the now pile of men.

Aizawa sighed,he was not payed enough for this. "Cart Chaos?"

"Cart Chaos." Midoriya nodded as Eijiro watched everything from underneath the stack.

"Next, Nezu wants us to prank-call any teacher." Deku read.

"Seriously, now its getting ridiculous." Tamaki gasped on the floor after eating the spiciest meal the hero 'lunch rush' could make in order to challenge him.

"Hey, compared to before, be glad that this is a chill one." Hado glared. After all, she did just come back from, what seemed an eternity, Midnight lecturing her about her previous relationships. It was basically the R-rated hero ranting about boys and some girls. Nezu thought it would be a good idea to give Hado a taste of her own medicine. It definitely worked since Hado has proven to have spoken less ever since.

"Oh, we could prank-call Present Mic while he's on his radio show." Mirio brightened, literally. He just came back from fixing ALL the lightbulbs in UA... and that's a lot.

"Good idea." Deku smiled, he just came back from healing All Might again and a lecture with Nezu.

"Are you ready." Izuku giggled as he was about to press call.

"As ever." Mirio tried to contain his laughter.

"What's the point of all of this?" SunEater sighed again.

"Well... we can't really question the principal, can we? On the bright side, we can tick that of the bucket list." Hado shrugged.

"Well... it's time." And Izu & squad pressed the call button.

Ring ring motherfuckers

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEy LISTENERS, welcome to the show where I, a pro hero, will answer ONE QUESSSTIIOOONNNNNN PER PERSON! So how many are you today?" Present Mic screamed in the show/call.

Izuku made sure that his voice filter was on and proceeded. "Well, four of us. Ok... so like... my question... is... " he hesitated but then got it. "How do heroes get badmouthed by the villains without crying?"

"...

I'm telling you kid, it gets real close sometimes." Present Mic responded in a monotone voice and a tear threatening to leave his eye.

...

"Ok my turn!" Hado yeeted the little greenboi. "What do you use to fight villains when you're in a crowded area? Surely you don't let them become death."

"Oh, I use what all Quirkless people use... a gun."

"MIC NO."

"MIC YES!"

"... then, I guess it's my turn." Mirio tried to settle down the rest. "Do you have a lover, if not, then what's your preferred sexuality?"

"Uuuuuh love. I'm bi but I've been crushing at this guy at work." Mic then started to cry anime tears. "DAMMIT AIZAWA, NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY, YOU ...YOU... AAAAAAaaaahhhhh rhfjejdnefejd."

"How did you just say tha- never mind.... a-anyways...is... water wet?" Tamaki hesitated.

"What are you talking about... of course it's not." Hado scuffed.

"No, I don't think so." Mic said

"What...yes it is." Mirio gasped.

"I'm pretty sure that water can't be wet." Amajiki looked down.

"Oh my... you can't just start world war three Tama-kun." Midoriya sighed.

"Let's see, tie breaker. Izu... what's your thought on it." Hado turned to see him.

"Uuuuummm... I would say that... water is part of a stereotypical state of liquid that we neglect to take in count other substances. Hence water is not wet not dry." He smiled

...

"What are you, some kind of villain." Mic deadpanned.

And thus the call ended with a bunch of laughing teenagers on the floors of the corridors of UA.

"Now... for the final challenge... show us what you got." Mirio said winded after rolling for three hours on the flower bed of UA.

"We're finally almost done." Said Amajiki after having to tend to the said flower bed. Gardening is surprisingly hard.

"It's been a long few days but we're finally almost there." Hado smiled for she just came back from a four hour session with the support department staring Hatsume Mei that had no spacial boundaries.

"Now... the last challenge is for me... and it's to..." Izu read then sweat dropped. The others were just relieved that the hard part was over for them. "It's to write him a list for f top ten people I would date in UA."

"So, what's the problem?" Hado asked.

"I... never really dated anybody, so I can't say I have a type." The pure bean answered.

"Ohhhhh, let me help you out!"

"I'll be fine Hado-"

"Okay first question, what is your preferred sexuality?" Hado started questioning the young boy while Mirio and Amajiki slowly backed away to get coffee.

"Bi?"