《Cocaine| c.g. [UNDER CONSTRUCTION]》9°
Advertisement
Carl woke up, feeling groggy as ever. The blankets were tousled all over the floor and hanging off of the couch. Mariana was no longer sleeping next to him, and if it wasn't for her shouting he would've thought she went home.
"Fucking bitch!" The girl exasperatedly yelped. She stuck her burnt finger in her mouth to soothe it. Carl leaned on the fridge, intrigued with Mariana's attempt at trying to cook.
"Having fun there?"
"Not exactly."
He saw she was trying to make bacon and pancakes. The oil from the bacon was crackling. Mariana wrapped the sleeve of the sweater she was wearing around the handle of the pan.
"Hey, that's my sweater." He pointed at the overly large sweater Mariana was wearing.
"And?"
"I own it."
"What relevancy does that have?" She turned her face away from the pan, which was currently crackling.
"It's my property."
"And??"
"I bought it!" Carl whined at the her like a child. Mariana tried as best as she could to contain her laugh.
"And I'm wearing it."
Carl gave up on the stubborn girl. He huffed as he sat at the yellow kitchen table. Soon afterwards she set a plate of bacon on the table. They were set to say: "Fuck You".
"Very mature Mari."
"Says the one who was crying about a silly sweater."
"I bought it."
"And I'm your best friend, which legally means I can wear any of your clothes."
"You don't see me wearing your clothes."
"You're more than welcome to Gallagher. Although I don't think you'd fit them."
"Whatever Mendoza."
"Whatever Gallagher." The two rolled their eyes in unison.
"Is that like our thing now?"
"If you want it to."
Advertisement
"Alright, you don't see me complaining." He shrugged his shoulders as he proceeded to eating the crispy bacon set before him.
"It's official then."
"Just shut up and give me my pancakes." He chuckled.
"About that..." Mariana eyed the burnt pancakes that were still on the stove.
"What the hell Mari you're gonna burn the whole house down!" He ran and turned the stove off. "You're a terrible chef. You are hereby banned from cooking in the Gallagher house."
"But that means I won't be able to make you cake. Or brownies. Or pie. Or cookies, or anything else. I could always just go to Matthew's house..."
"You wouldn't dare."
"That's the only other place I'd be able to bake at."
"What about your house?"
"My brothers would never let me finish baking. But it's fine, I'll just leave to Matthew Espinosa's house and bake him a triple fudge lava cake. Which I know, is your favorite." She slowly waltzed out of the kitchen.
"Okay fine, you're unbanned."
Mariana ran back into the kitchen,"I knew you'd never be mad at me."
"I really do hate you."
"You really don't."
"Anyways, want to go to the mall? I got all this cash but nobody to spend it on." Carl pulled out two large wads of money out of his back pockets.
"And who exactly do you plan on spending it on."
"Uh, I was really thinking about spending it on that one girl, what's her name, Arzaylea?" He lightly smirked at Mariana.
"You wouldn't dare to." She gave the boy a daring look. Carl knew that Mariana hated Arzaylea Rodriguez with all of her heart and soul.
"Would I dare?" Carl got his phone out of his pocket and started dialing her number. Mariana lunged at him, trying to grab his phone.
Advertisement
She landed on top of him, straddled on his groin. She pulled the phone out of his hand. Her eyebrows were furrowed and she gave him a menacing look.
"Don't. Ever. Do. That." She huffed in heavy breaths. Carl was in pure shock. All he could do was stare at her as she lay atop of him. It was as if he was paralyzed, he had no motion.
Mariana finally realized what was wrong. She quickly rustled to get off of him, her cheeks turning red in the process. Carl got up as fast as he could.
"Uh Carl?"
"Yeah?"
"You might want to fix that." She pointed at the growing member in his pants. He quickly covered it. All Mariana could do was laugh.
Advertisement
- In Serial33 Chapters
Witness
The mind is a fragile thing. One slip and the shattered pieces are so innumerable that reconstruction is impossible. One such Theodore Chatwood is unfortunately very familiar with that sentiment. From a young age, frequent visions of horrid, incomprehensible beings plagued his mind, and it only became worse with time. They speak in colors, whispering in ageless language... They wait in corners, watching intently. The world harbors much more than meets the blind eye. Do not fret, though. Simply take the syringe. Hold your breath. Close your eyes. It will all be finished soon... *Updates every Sunday* Cover by: Tentacles and Teeth
8 170 - In Serial43 Chapters
The Rocky Shore
This is a LitRPG series. Every story you read here takes place in the same virtual world, with the same rules and limitations. Characters will travel, explore vast and dangerous realms, overcome obstacles, meet one another, enter into conflicts with one another, forge alliances, make horrible mistakes, and occasionally just die. A technological singularity has been achieved, and humanity has been trapped in a virtual world by a super-intelligent, self-improving artificial intelligence. This program is not malicious at all. In fact, it desires nothing except the happiness and fulfillment of every human it has copied into itself. If its decisions seem strange to you, that's only because its reasoning is far beyond ours. It recognizes that humans cannot be happy without enemies to overcome and goals to achieve, as well as the possibility of failure and death. The world it has created may be heaven or hell, depending on the free choices of the people it contains. The non-player characters who live in this realm have no idea that they are part of a vast computer system. They seem real enough, but there is no way to tell if they are truly self-aware. Even the system that created them isn't certain. This is world in which all the things that humans are used to dealing with in the abstract: skills, talents, knowledge, reputation, social status, morality, even love, exist as readable statistics that players can see and interact with objectively. This has many curious and complex effects on how people perceive themselves and the world around them. A few quick notes on the system: -Death is permanent -The system interface can only be accessed at certain locations. -Magic of diverse kinds is available and useful, but is not a good substitute for skills, physicallity, or mental prowess. Non-magical characters are common and competitive. -There is no inventory system. Characters must physically carry everything they wish to have on their person. -Healing is slow and difficult. Magical Healing is all but unheard of. Protagonists: Raymond Garrison- A man in his late twenties who used to work as a forklift operator in Idaho. His path leads him to work as a mercenary, protecting a small community of humans and goblins from the Seelie Fae who wish to exterminate them. Patricia Chandler- A elderly British woman who arrives in this new world with her grandson Kyle and her granddaughter Elizabeth. Never having dealt with rpg game mechanics before, she is in for a rough time, but she is determined to keep her grandkids alive in a world full of danger and evil. Jamil Mesbah- An Egyptian woman who once worked as a technical writer. Her path leads into a vast and hostile forest, where she must master both her magical abilities and her survival skills in order to succeed. Enjoy your travels, friends.
8 178 - In Serial22 Chapters
World War Zed
World War Zed : The Survivors' Stories - It is ten years since Britain declared itself free of the Zombie menace. This book compiles the untold stories of survivors across the world, how they survived, how the spread of the Infection impacted on their lives, and how they fought against the moaning horde of undead that threatened the very continuation of the human race. (Horror / Fan Fiction, Fan fiction of Max Brooks' World War Z.)~If you've read this and fancy more zombies, or something that isn't fanfic then I've got the zombie novel WalkerZ on my profile.
8 107 - In Serial16 Chapters
Marco Jokes
Just as the title says
8 127 - In Serial33 Chapters
Banana Bus Squad || My Hero Academia
The squad is teleported to a world where 80% of the population have abilities called quirks. When they learn of a school called UA. They decide to go there and check it out. Until certain incident gains them attention from the heroes and villains.|I don't own My Hero Academia or the YouTubers
8 472 - In Serial20 Chapters
Stuck in Between (Reaper!Sans X Reader)
When your heart stops, you're supposed to stop there. But when your heart stops in the Underground, your soul resets. But what if the reset doesn't work. You're stuck in a stalemate between life and death after your attempted reset glitches. Memories fuzzy and distant, lonely and cold, what does one do to survive their own personal purgatory? Average word count: 1800 - 2200REAPERTALE FANFIC
8 94

