《cocaine》Sword Man v. Gun Man (III)
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Gun Man smirked in Sword Man's direction. "Any last words?"
Sword Man stood defiantly and said, "Yeah, 'yer a wi—"
As Gun Man screamed "NO YOU", his Gun Man's gun fired a hot bullet towards Sword Man.
The bullet was inching its way towards Sword Man as he just stood there.
This is it for me... Sword Man thought. The end of the line. There's no possible way I can dodge a bullet so big and round; I've accepted my fate. This is where I meet death. I'm sorry...
Do not give up, young hero, for there are two words destined to be your gracious savior.
Sword Man blinked rapidly, a new hope forming in his heart. Sensai, is that you!?
Time slowed as his Sensai spoke to him telepathically.
Remember your training, Sword Man! Everything will be okay..
Sword Man nodded. My training. He's right!
Sword Man prepared himself to do as he was taught. He squatted down low and dropped his sword, time started resuming again and he was screaming so . He seemed to believe that the louder he screamed, the more power he would achieve.
Sword Man's screaming retreated to a low hum, and his preparation ceased as he finally stood and T-posed with such grace that even Angelina (the rat) couldn't compare.
Time came back with full force; the bullet rode straight toward him.
But instead of being killed by the bullet, Sword Man absorbed the bullet with his T-posing powers.
Sword Man stood triumphantly.
Gun Man was super confused, "Wha—What is this?!? "
Sword Man ascended in air, t-pose and all. He stared Gun Man in the eye.
""
Gun Man stammered, "Are you... Are you T-Posing?!?"
Sword Man floated down to Gun Man.
"Frick youuuuuu."
Gun Man was too terrified to move, and the eventual contact with Sword Man's skin made Gun Man melt into the ground and die.
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