《My boring life》My life is a joke
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Ok so I was tagged by
I'm not gonna write all the rules cuz u guys know them by now. U have to answer questions, make 13 questions, tag ppl, say who tagged u, and u have to do it if ur tagged, and u have to name it smt creative (I s2g if u make another one called "creative title" I'm gonna murder someone)
Oh and u have to write all the rules but I'm not cuz I'm a rebel
Ok so let's go!!!
1) what is satans last name?
Trump
2) make up an ice cream flavour
Mint chip and cookie dough crossover!
3) how do rabbits get protein?
Cannibalism
4) how would you escape prison
I can't tell u, that would be counter-productive
5) would you eat ham everyday if u got paid £1,000,000 for every month you lived?
I mean yeah, a piece of ham once a day is totally worth it. And u could make it so many different ways like there's bacon and cold cuts and roasted etc.
6) a tongue that constantly interrupts or a fish tail for a chin?
Fish tail for a chin. If Davy Jones from pirates of the Caribbean could pull it off, so can I.
7) write one thing that will annoy the person reading.
#YOLO
8) write the first thing that comes into ur head.
Peanuts.
9) compliment the person reading.
I like your shirt.
10) shoulder boobs or finger nails for nipples?
Shoulder boobs for sure
11) what would you not do for £1,000?
Ur mum.
I had to
Sorrynotsorry
12) if you had to lose one sense, what would it be?
Ummmmmmm..... Scent
13) a hook for a hand or a wheel for a foot
A hook for a hand, I'm already clumsy enough
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Ok so I tag...
(I literally did this just so I could tag you)
UGH now I have to make questions :(
1. Would you rather be a squid or an octopus?
2. Use one word to describe ur life rn
3. What's the most recent photo on ur camera roll? (Post below)
4. Paste the last thing you copied.
5. What's ur favourite candy/chocolate bar?
6. Smarties or m&ms?
7. Tell me a joke.
8. What's ur favourite phanfiction?
9. What's up?
10. How do u pronounce wattpad?
11. What's your name?
12. What is one of your most embarrassing moments?
13.
How hard are you crafting rn?
Lmao sorry for that last one. Idek why I did that cuz now I'm sad. Anyway have fun! Bye!!
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