《My boring life》UGH FML
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Silent Calamity
A night of heavy drinking ends poorly for Ryan when he finds himself waking up in an unfamiliar home the following morning. He has no memory of how he got here, his phone keeps receiving strange messages, and to top it off, the seemingly unassuming neighborhood is revealed to harbor horrific creatures that should have no business existing in reality. Creatures he’s left with no choice but to face head-on. Ryan’s survival will depend on his ability to overcome his fears, adapt to the strange system of his new environment, and grow in power to stay ahead of the rising curve. Along the way, he’ll make allies, clash with enemies—both monsters and human alike—and perhaps even begin to uncover the mysteries of this world and how he came to be here.
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Modern Cultivator - The Sperm Who Cultivates
Out of billions of my brethren, only I stand. I have tasted the sweet nectar of victory and was also pained by its loss. I have cultivated to the apex but I have lost the people to share it with. Time can only go forward and so must I. I AM THE IMMORTAL SPERM. All life has a beginning. Mato is a sentient sperm that has an innate gift for fighting. He is forced to live in a place where infectious agents try to destroy him. Realizing he is stuck in a fleshy prison, he cultivates. Waiting for the appropriate time for his escape. Watch as he journeys forth into the great unknown and strives to achieve the apex of cultivation.
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Autumn Winds and Crimson Waters
A father's letter to his young daughter A wandering shadow on a broken field A family reunion, filled with laughter and joy A dust filled warzone, and a small, limp, body This is a collection of short stories spanning a variety of genres, settings, and themes.
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Searcher
I was just like everyone else. At least, I thought so. Everyone grew up in a mansion with servants, trained to be a debutante, had a traveling archeologist for a father, and gave it all up to do whatever the hell they wanted. Right? Well that’s what I did. I was happy. As happy as a single twenty four year old girl can be living in an apartment selling shit online to pay the bills. Not actual shit, that's gross. No, I bought stuff from garage sales, thrift stores, and junk shops, and resold it in my online store. I was pretty good at finding stuff to peddle to my customers. I made rent every month and didn’t have to strip. I’m a bit too chunky to swing around a pole anyway. Life was great! Until two sexy men broke into my apartment and woke me up from the most erotic dream my sexually depraved mind could come up with. One was between my legs, the other was... Oh well, it was a dream and I didn’t even get to finish it. Those bastards! Now I’m supposed to believe my dead father wasn’t an archeologist, but some kind of paranormal agent working for a secret organization called The Guard. My ability to find items for my customers is just a perk inherited from him. And I’m supposed to use my inherited powers to save the world. All while these hunks of man flesh guard me from other paranormals out to get whatever the hell they think I have. A certain body part is dripping with excitement, literally. But my mind is saying “Hell No!”
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Devoid of Luck
When misfortune is a daily routine, death is just a loading screen and immortality is worse than a curse. Did you ever feel you're the unluckiest person in the universe? Well,then you haven't met this guy yet.Ever sat in a literature class and was thinking that """"There is no damn deeper meaning, the author said it a blue potato, because it was a damn blue potato!"""", well, my story actually has a deeper meaning, but not everything does. Lets see what explanations you guys can come up with.
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NHL imagines
imagines about nhl boys because have you seen them?! 🥴❤️requests are closed rn💛⚠️NO SMUT⚠️
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