《please notice [chris sturniolo]》PROLOGUE
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"Someone asked about our celebrity crushes." Nick said, looking at his brothers.
"Oh my God, no! Every time people give Chris a chance to talk about Sadie Madden he goes nuts." Matt says teasingly.
"I'd take Sadie Madden out for a 3 pound lobster, which is so fucking expensive, by the way, and just pay for it. I'm spoiling my girl, whatever Sadie wants, she-fucking-gets." Chris says staring at the camera with a serious look on his face. "I swear to God, if that girl ever asked me to shave my precious luscious locks, I'm doing it."
"See?" Matt points at him. "Nuts!"
"Whatever, Matt. It's not like Sadie Madden actually would even notice him. Let your brother dream."
"Hey!" Chris hits Nick with an offended frown. "You are not invited to the wedding, motherfucker."
"Keep fucking dreaming, Chris." Nick pats him on the shoulder with a condescending look on his face.
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