《please notice [chris sturniolo]》007.
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"We're going to go through each other's DM's." Nick explained from the back. "And I really hope there's nothing... weird."
"Yeah, last time we did this some of your messages were thirsty as hell, also, for Matt? The fuck?" Chris frowned confused. "Everyone knows I'm the hottest."
"We literally look the same, but sure, Chris." Matt rolled his eyes. They exchanged phones and explain who had who's. "Okay, so I have Nick's, Chris has mine and Nick has Chris'."
"I'll start." Nick says. "Someone said: 'You look like you punch holes into the walls'."
"What's that supposed to mean?" He asks a little annoyed.
"It means you're straight." Nick giggles.
"Oh, this girl said she saw us on Saddle Ranch but was too scared to say hi." Matt showed the message to his brothers. "You should come up to us, I promise we are nice."
"Yeah, and if you want to take a picture or just talk it's okay. We love that."
"This is the third person who's said you are the cutest out of us three." Chris smiled, despite his annoyance earlier. "This girl asked 'Have you seen Christian Hitchcock's video copying you guys?'. Uh, yeah we saw that."
"I mean, it's not like car videos are exclusively our thing, anyone can film a fucking video in their car. It's just..." Matt trailed off, looking for the correct words to continue.
"It's the way it was almost word for word. Like, same exact questions. And we're not mad, we just thought it was a little off, you know?" Nick finished. "Also, no hate towards them."
"No I definitely thought it was weird." Chris shook his head. "The guy sitting where I seat usually had, like, my outfit and everything. And the glasses? Weird as hell."
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"Oh my God!" Nick slapped a hand across his mouth. "Chris! You have a whole ass conversation with Sadie!"
Chris widened his eyes and turned to face his brother, whose eyes were scanning through their messages.
"Don't go through them, you rat!"
"Sadie if you're watching, he was so scared to DM you, we had to do it for him."
"Matt! Shut the fuck up!" He groaned and threw his head back. "Let's just switch phones already. And you're cutting that out." Nick nodded, feeling bad for going through his brother's messages.
*:・゚✧*:・゚imessage
"
sadie: saw your
guy's new video
chrispy: what did
you think about it?
did you liked it?
sadie: yess!!
how is nick so
funny???😫
literally how does
he come up with
all the things he says
chrispy: i have no idea
he never thinks
about what he's
going to say
kid has 0 filter
sadie: i've noticed
we've been texting
for a few weeks and
he literally texts the
first thing thar crosses
his mind
one would think over
text you would think
twice
but not nick
chrispy: you should see
the things he says in the
groupchat
sadie: id love to see
that
chrispy: he's actually
worse in person
sadie: i really want
to meet him
he fr cracks me up
chrispy: just him?
sadie: matt too❤️
chrispy: *jumps off a
cliff*
sadie: maybe one more
person
chrispy: yeah?
sadie: alahna!!
she seems super
nice
chrispy: that's it
bye
sadie: no chrispy
come back
(...)
sadie: chris
fine🙄
i want to see
you
chrispy: thank you😔
sadie: are you coming
to la anytime soon?
nick said u guys
were talking abt it
chrispy: oh yeah
we already bought
the tickets
sadie: what!!!
when
chrispy: next week
sadie: WHAT
CHRIS
WHAT
ARE WE GOING TO
MEET
WHEN ARE U GETTING
HERE
I NEED A TIME
chrispy: MONDAY
WE ARRIVE AT 2:15
PM
AT LAX
sadie: cool
where are u
staying
chrispy: i have no
idea
probably w our
manager
sadie: nice
:
""
xolo
jacob
sadie
sadie: hi girlies
who's driving me
to get my nails
done😗😗😗
i also need to go
to the hairstylist
xolo: yourself????
you just bought a car
jacob: you got them
done last week
i can drop you off
at both
sadie: i know but i
want to look pretty
xolo: for who😡😡😡
jacob: xolo she can
want to look pretty
for herself
xolo: oh right
sadie: so true!
sadly it's not
exactly just for me
hehe
the triplets are coming
to la next week
xolo: wait
so
is something going on?
sadie: no
jacob: mf he sent you
flowers
sadie: and
xolo: the shortness
of your answers make
me think there's something
going on
jacob: same
sadie: no shut up
xolo: you're too
young to have a bf tho
sadie: i dont want one
jacob: sure thing
sadie: kys i dont
want one
jacob: okay
we believe you
not
sadie: fuck off
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