《Night Moves ° JENSEN ACKLES》( sixteen )
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so, the applebees bathroom holds a dear place in my heart
why the fuck does the bathroom hold a place in your heart?
jensen and I kissed in it after he brought me a tampon
huh, what do you know
chivalry isn't dead
okay, but did you do ""it"" in the stall
ew, no, I'm okay with using it for the toilet but I dont wanna get an sti
would you have done ""it"" in the stall
fuck you, I hate you
maybe if you were on my level of memes you wouldn't be angry
you mean stoop to your level of immaturity?
um, excuse me, I'm very mature, I'm dating a 40 year old
who's basically a six foot manchild???
who is on a plane to texas to check on his brewery and I miss him very much
*sigh* if you promise not to scream, I can come over with pizza and ice cream
and beer?
sure, and beer.
and can we binge watch young justice??? gotta get ready for s3
yoU FUCKING KNOW IT BITCH YESSS
okay, see you in a few
aren't I supposed to say that?
???
love you
love you too
I take it back I hate you
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