my sister just called me a dork

isn't that like a monkey thingy

what can i call her in return

help me

i can only think of bad slurs i don't wanna

say to her lmao

good morning to you too

call her a muffinhead

what the hell is a muffinhead

what's that even supposed to mean

that you have like a bloated head full of air ?

damn i never thought about it like that

it's what a friend of mine calls us when

he's mad, he hates swearing

oh okay

she said "where'd you get that from baldboyhalo"

what is a baldboyhalo

i'm too afraid to google it so i just blocked her

did a great job on that

my friends sister calls me that sometimes

seems like a younger sister thing

oh well

we should've never let them have

technology in the first place

i grew up playing with sand and rocks

i grew up eating sand and rocks

is it mean to say that's not surprising ?

a childhood friend of mine used to eat

bugs til she was like 8

we called her sandy

her name was not sandy

i've had a crush on sandy from spongebob

when i was younger

damn she had a lot fit in her mouth

no way same

i always tried to eat like 30 nuts at the same time

to be like her🤩

did u fit them all

no

but i'm pretty sure i was like 7 then

so my mouth was really small

i could make so many inappropriate

jokes right now

i'm waiting for them honestly

didn't even get a "can you still do it"

lame of you karl, lame

anyways i'm going to walk my fish see ya

i really didn't want to scare you off that fast

have fun!

read 1:47 pm

wait

walking your fish?

i don't wanna seem rude but i think

you're lying to me right now :(

omg sherlock karl

wait no it's the last not first name

what's your last name

it's jacobs

that sounds so american i can't-

alright sherlock jacobs

you're right

i wasn't walking my fish

was actually just going grocery shopping

uh can i get a haul

like

show me what you bought

i guess yeah, sure

karl's pov

*incoming facetime call from baldboyhalo*

i had to smile at that, picking up instantly.

she's not familiar with any of that social media stuff so i wasn't afraid she'd recognize me at all.

"hii!", i grinned, waving at the camera.

i could only see a kitchen, she turned the camera away from herself facing the groceries she had bought.

"hello!", i heard her smile.

"i like your hair, it looks so fluffy!"

"it iiis! and thank you"

"you're welcome, handsome!"

i blushed a little at that.

"so, this is my haul i guess? i bought some avocados," she held the camera on them, going as she talked. "tomatoes, bananas, some potato's and broccoli, a pack of gum, chocolate and some toothpaste. mine has gone empty this morning"

she laughed, making me grin as well.

"very nice haul, too healthy for my liking though."

"well i lived off of burgers the last two days, had to be at least a little healthy now."

she turned the camera showing herself going in another room before sitting down on a couch. her couch, i assume.

she had hazelnut colored hair that went down to her upper chest, falling a little wavy.

her hair was worn open and shining green eyes were surrounded by just a touch of mascara.

her rosy cheeks complimented her slight freckles and the small smile she wore seemed to make the whole face seem perfect.

"you're really beautiful", i blurred out, not thinking about it.

my words made her blush and smile even wider. "thank you for the sweet compliment, karl."

"you're welcome, ash."

we both sat in silence for a few seconds, looking at the other and making weird faces, which she started doing out of boredom.

we laughed and as we talked the whole evening we completely forgot the time, making me miss the stream i promised to do with my friends at 8.

"well as sad as i find it i gotta go now karl, duty's calling. gotta do the laundry so i don't have to wear my micky mouse pyjama to work tomorrow.", she stood up while talking.

"i'd really like to see that, though." i laughed, not wanting her to leave just yet.

"well i don't think my clients would wanna see that!", she laughed along.

"alright then, have a good night!"

"you too! talk to you later!", she ended the call, causing me to let out a sigh and look at my notifications for the first time in hours.

several missed calls from the boys and tons of messages.

oh god it was already 8.30, making me sprint to my computer and join the call out of breath, opening twitch and minecraft at the same time.

"hey guy's, i'm so sorry for being late!"