look

i don't consider myself a bad person

BUT if voldemort asked me to be his

partner in crime i wouldn't say no

i might be able to work my way up

to become his wife one day

i'd marry him, 100%

i mean

have you seen that guy

before he got all grey and noseless

he was a HOTTIE 🥵

so the chances of our kids being

absolutely stunning are higher than high

i've never been high

hi sorry i was gaming with the boys

i mean

i can kinda relate

if i'd have a uterus i'd ask him to

make me a baby like instantly

well i'm noone to judge so

go for it

get it i guess

actually i think your kids would

be cute

it's like two opposites combined

yet we have so much in common

like our love for the evil

oh come on

from what i can tell you have like the

BIGGEST puppy energy ever

you'd be hilarious as a villain cuz you

couldn't hurt a single soul

ouch

no fate in my evil genius

no.

fair enough

how was ur gaming session

what did y'all game

we played minecraft as usual and it was

really nice, thanks for asking

isn't that this block game

like roblox but in more blocky

wow u have no idea pahaha

told you already

anyways

my washing machine makes weird noises

i think there's something in there

like a mouse or anything

what

you think there's a mouse in there

yeah definitely

you should call a plumber then

no, it'll come out eventually

would u rather want to be a rat or mouse

mouse

they're cute

rat's are ..rats

not ur rat slander

i'd be a rat

why would you want that

what

that's like choosing a pear over an apple

1. pears ALL THE WAY over apples

2. almost everyone is scared of rats

so i could most likely live in peace

okay whatever

don't hit me up

gonna go eat an apple now

ok

just don't think you can ever talk to me

again then

it's over with us

>:(