《wrong number ' karl jacobs》six
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omg
a bee just attacked me
how tf did you make a bee hate you
i have no idea honestly
i didn't even know bee's attack
just wesps
wesps are so aggressive n for what
ik right
anyways
are you okay
i think so
i can run really fast
good for you, bad for the poor bee
just wanted to ruin your day
yet you ruined hers
hey??
hi
hi
i'm watching mr. bean rn
i totally forgot about that dude's existence
me too
but my little sister's baby loves it
and i saw it as we were face timing
so i just put it on tv myself
your LITTLE sister has a baby??
yeah
she's 19
the baby is 2
do your maths
damn
i wouldn't have been ready for a child at 19
i'm not even ready now
me neither
the babydaddy left her a week after finding out
oh damn
that sucks :/
he's at fault as much as she is
yeah no shit
men are not it
i agree
mr bean is though
how do you like it
it's so dumb i love it
nothing makes sense and everything's brutally unfunny
but that's kind of the magic behind it isn't it
yes
and it's working on you as it seems
it does
that's embarrassing
well, sad to see to say at least
what do you do then
please let it be watching spongebob
that's the definition of nonsense
well, actually ...
omg you ARE watching spongebob
no, twitch
why are all my friends on twitch
it seems to be like onlyfans
it's not
it isn't pictures, it 's live-streams
mostly gaming but also just talking and
quiz shows or something like that
there are a few asmr / pool streamers though
wait so people pay to see others in pools
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pretty much
why not go to the beach instead
it's free plus you get sun and fun and can
swim yourself ???
i don't know
i mostly watch gaming
gaming does sound cool
even though i don't really do it myself
i should download that app sooner or later
oh don't rush it, pretty unspectacular
why are you on it then
great question
tell me
it's kind of like my job
wait
you get paid to watch people game
i didn't know that's a job
is that possible with trash tv as well
i watch that way too much
no
i'm the one doing the gaming
ooohh
so you're a streamer
yes
no poolstreams ?
no
boring
booooo
wha-
imma download it now
what's ur streamer @ or how that's called
my main is karljacobs
omg u have over 3 milion people following you
cool
oh there's videos
vod's, yeah
imma watch one later
i stream tonight
you can watch live
i will
what time
i'll go live at 7 pm EST
you didn't have to say est i literally live
in the same timezone as you do
i forgot sorry
why do you wanna watch btw
to get to know your work
so i can understand it and support you
that's really sweet of you
yeah i'm sweet like honey
you are
ew why do you agree
why did you say ew when i agreed
cause that was cheesy, i was just joking
i wasn't
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