do you wanna hear a funny story

sure

anytime

okay so

i'm working right

i get a call from my landlord

he tells me to come to his house immediately

what why

my pipe broke

they think it's the washing machine pipe thing

my whole apartment is floating

and my neighbour's as well

says all my stuff he was able to save is at his

plumber is on his way

but there's a lot of water damage

oh my god what

i hope you and your stuff are okay

I mean yeah if we ignore the fact that

i have a broken pipe and major water

damage and i'm freaking out cause it'll take

the plumber about 4-8 weeks to fix that

plus i have no idea where to go since my family

and friends are all living in different countries

i'm living my best life

no way

yes way ojwjddjenbsbs

i feel so bad for you

what are you going to do

i have no idea honestly, hotels are so expensive

might just live the homeless life

could be fun right

ha ha ha i'mgonnacry

do you wanna stay at my house til it's fixed?

what

i know we've only known each other for

like five weeks but i'd really like to help you

i can be a good roommate

i'll take care of groceries and all costs of course,

you don't need to worry about anything

i have a cute cat as well, you like those

and i promise i'm not gonna murder you in your sleep

wait really ??

that would be so nice of you

but i really don't want to be a bother

yes of course

you're not a bother

it's gonna be fun actually

i can't believe you'd do that

i'm practically a stranger

don't play with my feelings like that

no i'm serious

how can i pay you back

you don't

what

i'm not letting you save me AND pay for

everything without giving something back

you have enough problems already

i really want to help you, that's the least i can do

where are you?

getting my stuff from my landlord rn

need me to pick you up?

that would be great

*address*

be there in a few

thank you endlessly