《wrong number ' karl jacobs》thirty-four
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aww oh my god
CUUTE
since when do you have a dog lmfao
she doesn't
who's dog is that
don't say u stole it
can i not even let you go outside alone once
0.o
DOG THIEF LETS GOOO
calm down dogh8erjacobs
i'm at the park
with milo
milo has a cute paw
who's dog is that
where did u find it
it's karen's
i'm dog sitting while she's taking the kids to their dad, it's a long drive and her mom's sick so she can't watch over him
how tf did she tell u that u only met her once
we exchanged numbers when we went to the park together
w h a t
oh i'll tell you the story later
keep him
no.
when's she coming back?
are you going to take him home?
no bc of grey, she'll be back in like four hours, come go on a walk with us
OH MY GOD A DOG
i need more dog content
go look at your roommate
excuse me
you're excused if u bark for us
literally what the fuck
pahahahahaha
currently crying because of laughter on the toilet
i wanna marry a funny woman
hi ash
stay away from her simp
you're the simp here
^this^
wanting to see my corset
all men are the same
LMAO WHAT
TELL THE WHOLE STORY AT LEAST
did u wanna see it or not
i do, hi
in ur dreams
are y'all dating or what leave her alone
j can flirt all i want
frfr
they're defo flirting so i'd bet twenty on them dating soon
i'm in on that
giving y'all thirty if they're not
why r they offline now
after that question
at the same time
that's suuuusssss
probably walking that dog
gonna do that too now
nerds
i only walk to my pc.
?? they need to pee too george
at least they're saving up for a big one
not that again
run sapnap, run.
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