it's 3 in the afternoon ???

can confirm. i am not nick. i know a nick though.

i hope santa smothers you in your sleep

saint nick

fucking dumbass

who even are you lol

.

someone who lives in florida.

we have the same area code, stupid

wait omg

nick and i have the same number???

watch me text every single area code to find him

so why does nick have to wake up? is he your boyfriend or brother or like what?

awww that's sweet

how old are y'all now?

WAIT SAME !!!

congrats on nine years with nick, that's impressive

whatdidyousay ?!

oh my god i'm texting a psychopath

I WAS INTRIGUED ABOUT THIS NICK

BUT IT TURNS OUT NICK SHOULD BE IN PRISON INSTEAD OF BED

wait that narrows it down to 25 area codes

i'm totally gonna text nick

ask about his mental health

and yours too

with whatever your pronouns are

im gonna do it, my good sir

yes

yes

yes

see, you agree with me.

im not an idiot

is nick from houston?

houston is the only one that responded with yes

i asked if his name was nick

no point in beating around the bush

and i'm just better than you, florida man

but i am no man

it was not, but you just revealed how big of a nerd you are

i was actually going to say i am a muppet

which is a much better reference

i prefer woman