i'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

ten buckaroonies to show me your face

did you not just read what i said?

you can't refuse

now let me give you money

and you can show yourself off to the camera ;)

MY NAME IS NOT GERTRUDE STFU

come onnnnnnn

it'll be like an OnlyFace

but what if i like getting hurt...?

come on florida man >:(

i wanna see if you're a real incel

i know you're a gamer

but are you like eret level gamer attractiveness

drew is in love with them

i've seen the strawberry dress clips

i wholeheartedly agree

what's that ?

it has a stupid name

dReAm SmP

wait i asked my roommate about it

they said they watch it a lot

i'm not allowed to call it stupid anymore :(

drew says and i quote "tubbo supremacy"

that's another stupid name

they wanna know who yours is

i hate being the middleman

i am disgusted with you.

drew has informed me that this "gogy" is british

this is strike two, florida man

pick a better person to simp for

christ on a cracker

and i'll think about forgiveness

SAPNAP?!

WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT ASS NAME IS SAPNAP

UGKEUAFWOUGAPEUO

HUH

AHGGWUSFGWOUF

LMAOOOOo

bartholomew you're only proving my point

it's hilariously bad

even the robots reject it

tell

me

you're

lying

NOT LIKE THIS

drew is not allowed to like them anymore

not after all england has done

they're indian, they understand my righteousness

don't make that sound sarcastic. it's not sarcastic >:((

that's a very serious phrase

in the past ten minutes, number girl has called eret attractive, heard her roommate say 'tubbo supremacy', made fun of sapnap's name, and had a breakdown when i told her eret and tubbo were british because she HATES the british.

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update, i have been called bartholomew a total of 15 times. sapnap you have her number too, please save me i am going to cry. she's making fun of minecraft

might i remind the audience that she has no idea who i am, or even what the smp is

dream why is she asking if i have murderous tendencies ???

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LMAO

when they exclude you :'(

she sounds great. i love her already.

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this american woman sounds horrible. i hate her. god save the queen.

TUBBO SUPREMACY :D