i think i'm gonna die writing this paper

you wouldn't happen to know anything about maxim gorky, would you?

???

excuse me ???

if you're fucking around with me right now, i'm gonna kill you

no

OHHHHHHH

you're clay's sibling ?

ok um ouch

and i never said i was that bright

why would i tell you that

bartholomew doesn't even know my real name

yes you did, small child

bartholomew jenkins

aka your older brother

😐😐😐

cool good talk

why

you sound just like nick

☹️

🥱

🕳️🏃‍♀️

i can try

omg fine

do you promise to delete the messages after

and not tell your brother

cause i want to hold this over his head too

great minds think alike

caoimhe

quee-va

tough

thank you <3

sorry if this is rude but can i have screenshot proof ?

HE HAS CLEANING EMOJIS NEXT TO MY NAME AKJDNOIJZGBEUJFB

i'll shoot him when he gets his phone back

why do you have his phone anyway ???

smart

have you found any juicy secrets ?

maybe you could tell me how many twitter followers he actually has

as if one account wasn't enough 🙄🤚

why would anyone have two

even nick ???

i. don't. know.

WAIT

ARE YOU TELLING ME CLAY IS AN INFLUENCER

ALHDKALIGHEOALJHFOJEHG

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LMAOFOAOSIFHIEOHFOI

no wonder he wouldn't tell me what he did for a living

👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯

i didn't see shit

idk idrc

...ok

bye bye