i wish they'd teach us more about vikings

they're just so historically fascinating, you know?

that's exactly why they should've taught us more !

i mean they were the first europeans to get to america, that's super cool

they didn't even actually have horned helmets

THE WIVES GOT SWORDS AND KITTENS INSTEAD OF RINGS

this started as a joke but now i'm genuinely invested in vikings

it's not my fault the microwave caught on fire

i didn't know you couldn't put metal in it

drew does all the cooking idk

i just wanted to melt some chocolate :(

im going to tell you more viking facts so you stop cyber bullying me

how does one even get cyber bullied? just turn off your phone lol

no, no, it is

THE DAYS OF THE WEEK ARE NAMED AFTER NORSE GODS

THOR = THURSDAY

someone call marvel

fair enough

soooo...

that skweezy guy

the one that meant to go to indiana and then accidentally went to india

i follow his tik tok, he's hilarious

yeah

oh um i stole it from my friend's little sister's book 'a smart girl's guide to boys'

it was one of the conversation starters

I WANTED TO SEE YOUR REACTION

IT WAS BORING

yes you are

that's why i leave you on read a lot

that's not true

a smart girl's guide to boys

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this isn't google

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???

skeppy and badboyhalo don't need this

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If you need help talking to me, just admit it

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women use that all the time before they approach me

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oh mamacita ;)))