please don't do this rn

im trying to cry to music and it pauses every time i get a notification

i can't

drew's alone in an uber rn

i have to be alert just in case

they had a "pussy pleasuring" appointment

their words not mine

and didn't want to spend the night

you're a guy, you can't judge

that's all y'all do already

ok no THAT was the ew

what the fuck

go to bed clay

I WILL ONCE I'M SURE MY BEST FRIEND ISN'T GETTING ATTACKED

what's your excuse

wrong answer.

i mean technically your math is right, but you should never be awake for england

england should be awake for you

wait no

england should be dead

fuck england

why are they up at 9 in the morning?

fucking pricks

that was either really lame or really cute

i'm going with lame because they sound like tories

depends on if they're conservative or not

good.

doesn't make up for their nationality, but it's still progress

now if you'll excuse me

this waterproof mascara is not doing it's job correctly so i'm gonna shower

ofc without you :)))

i would never dare to step into a shower that had you in it <3 <3 <3

THERE'S THAT FUCKING WORD AGAIN

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

on

is it from your reddit vocabulary lmao?

incel.

TAKE OFF THE FEDORA, GET GLASSES THAT ACTUALLY FIT, CUT THE PONYTAIL, AND MOVE OUT OF YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT

you don't have a mom ???

omg im so sorry :(

have you seen the perry x doofenshmirtz fan art 😫😫😫

oh no baby it's too early for you to fall for me

😋😈

yeah its a no for me on that one, bart

sUgAr TiTs ?!?!?!

i would call the firemen on you if i knew where you lived

not the cops

cause i bet the firefighters would fuck your shit up in defense of my honor

after all, i am a lady

well i thought YOU were the gremlin obsessed with the ring

idk i never saw it

shut up

now go to bed sweetheart

i'll give you your kissy-wissies in the morning

no smoochies for you.

😔

drew didn't get assaulted :))))

so i'm out

might not ever text you again after that juicewrld line

who knows

bye bye