ay mi corazon

yo

uo'ure so betiful

didn't you tell me i was fucking ugly last time

shhhh

being your simp is a full time job...and i'm dedicated to making bank

it was just a jealous rage, i'm sorry

eres una maldita mentirosa

of course i will marry you

that is not what i said at all

oh damn, i'm kinda having unrealistic romantic fantasies about us now

stop them

it doesn't work like that

you're the amor de mi vida

stop using google translate, gringa

i ask for snuggles, yet all i get are struggles

stole dream's girl today

*insert two screenshots*

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WHAT THE HELL

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atta girl

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Do you think he'll come crawling back to me?

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if i wasn't a minor, i could steal her too

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what did you poison her with

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just this sweet sweet bod

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are you leaving me quackity ???

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karl, she can join the poly

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no she can't

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you're not her dad, geez

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i don't think it's a paternal protectiveness... ;)

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unleash the stans

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please don't.

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don't worry karlos, i fought her off

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you're so brave, big q

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you guys talk to girls ???

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i'm a chick magnet

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vouch

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go to bed

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you should ask her if she's subscribed to technoblade