why wasn't i informed that i had given birth

and why is our child dead

we're not australian

wait are you in australia

can you reach in and pull it back out

why not

assert your dominance

that dingo is digesting our baby

our own flesh and blood

have a mourning period first, geez

no need to rush it

how did the dingo even get to our baby in the first place

why didn't you fight it off

that's a horrible thing to say about your dead child

not a good way to convince me for baby 2

shut up

i just found out that i've been robbed of my own kid's life

that's not how it works

have you arranged for a funeral ?

sounds like it was an emotional ceremony

i wish that i could've been there

did we just call it baby 1

like no name or pronouns or anything

so it was a hard birth ?

but it was our spawn

so which of us is satan

well you're the redditor

i can't believe you called our baby an angel and then immediately contradicted yourself

that should automatically make you satan

i'll make an exception just to get out of being called the devil

don't you dare make a mickey mouse clubhouse reference right now

or ever

i cannot say

just don't do it

god you're even starting to sound like a dad

are you balding yet ?

of course i will, i'm your baby mama

where's princess stella ???