Ash Pov

I woke up and saw Cynthia was sleeping on my chest this made me blush furiosly,Of course this also made Cynthia woke up

Cynthia - "Ash?Are you awak-...AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

Ash - "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"And we both fell of the bed,I gron because i hit my head damn it suck

Cynthia - "ASH WHA THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?!"She was blushing hard of course

Ash - "YOU ASK ME FIRST!!YOU JUST SLEPT ON MY CHEST YOU SEXY GIRL!!!!!......Oh crap"I messed up and i saw Cynthis entire face cover was tomato

Cynthia -"W-w-w-what?!"Great going Ash,You just messed up your crush

Ash - "Uhh...Sorry"I laugh sheepily and Cynthia trow the pillow at my face

Cynthia - "You meanie,I'm going to take a bath..."And she grab her towal and her usual cloth.

(TIMESKIPZ)

I was at the Pokemon Center looking who i was going to battle and then i grin that i also going to battle a traitor who was annoying as hell...Misty the A-Hole as i walk out of the Pokemon Center i saw the Traitors laughing like a shethead then they saw me with a furios look

Cilen - "Alright you moran!Apolygize to my girlfriend or else i'm going to make cry that you're gonne go home and cry for your mommy!"Everybody laugh and i was really pissed the frick off until i saw my'True Friends'yelling at them

Paul - "Hey!Leave that guy alone you bastards!"Gary then grab his Pokaball and toss it relesing his Umbreon

Dawn - "Or so what Shinigi!You are a idiot for standing for that pathetic Ash!"Okay thats it...

Ash - "ENOUGHT!!!!"I shouted at Traitors

Ash - "Alright then Green-Turd,Ready to go home and cry for your little mamma?"Man Green-Turd...I kinda like beat the living shet out of Cilen these days.

Cilen - "Fine then!1 on 1 battle,If i lose i will apolygise but if i win you give me your Pokemon!Deal?!"

Ash - "Deal..."I said bored that i'm just going to wreak his Pokemon with one move,We walk to the Pokefield and begin our battle

Cilen - "Go Crustle!"He send out the Rock Crap Pokemon or whaever it called...

Ash - "Suicune just used Hydro Pump..."I send out Suicune and immedenly send out a Hydro Pump at Crustle,Of course they shock that i have other Legendary Pokemon

Suicune - 'Is that all?'

Ash - "Yes,Now Return you did good"Suicune smiled and was return back to it's Pokaball then i leave the field

I got back to the vila and open the door and saw everybody saw sleeping on the couch,I look at the watch at my watch and my jaw drop to the groud that the battle is going to start at 3:00 now...It's friking 2:56

Aah - "HEY YOU SLEEPYHEADS WAKE THE HELL UP!!!!THE TOURNAMENT IS GOING TO START AT 4 MINUTES YOU A-HOLES!!!!!!!"They woken up and fall down on the floor and start yelling and immednely start dressing up.

(Timeskip)

I was now going to battle Misty yay,I wanne rip her head of and feed it to the poor Houndoom's and make them eat the shet out of her bo-.....What was i saying???Anyways she is at the right side whilw i was at the right side

Misty - "Ha!Look at you,You are going to lose badly!"She then laugh,Talk about Gym Leaders all of them that din't travel with me is kind but...Brock,Misty,Cilen and Clemont is a a-hole.

Reefer - "Okay!This is a 3 on 3 Pokemon Battle between Misty Waterflower from Cerulean City and Red Satoshi from Mount Sliver,Battle Begin!"

Misty - "Misty calls,Starmie!"...Are you friking kidding me...

Ash - "Go Gardevoir!"

Misty - "Starmie used Shadow Ball!"Starmie send out a dark purple ball at Gardevoir that i alr3ady know that i'm just going to rap it up

Ash - "Used Focus Blast"I said calmly and Gardevoir do a Kamehameha style and send out the light blue ball at Shadow Ball and it went though then git Starmie resemble...FAINTED

Reefer - "Starmie is unable to battle,Gardevoir Wins!"People then start cheering exited

Misty - "Return Misty calls,Golduck!"Then she send out the blue shet duck and i return Gardevoir thanking her

Ash - "Go Mew!"I send out Mew then she made a loud cry that everybody jaw dropped even the Champions well except Stevo,Diantha and Cynth

Reefer - "Battle Begin"That's all the Reeefer can manage to spill out really?Its just a cute little adorable Mew that can rekt Normal Pokemon

Ash - "Mew just used Thunderbolt..."I said bored because this is really boring,Mew send out a powerful Thunderbolt at Golduck making it a quick K.O

Reefer - "Mew wins"And Again...Maybe i should just send out normal Pokemon,I saw Misty was gritting her teeth and return her Golduck

Misty - "Go Gyarados!"Okay im just going to send out Charizard

Ash - "Mew return!Burn Em' Chatizard!"I send out Charizard and it made a loud roar that the field start to rumble and once again the Reefer said Battle Begin in a fast tone

Misty - "Hahaha!Oh please dont made me laugh but Charizard?!You are really pathetic!"Okay Charizard is now angry that i din't send out a commant and he just send out a Blast Burn that it just take a one-hit K.O...She's really weak to be honest...

Reefer - "Red and Charizard Wins..."I then leave the Tournament leaving a crying pathetic Misty,She's a weak pathetic Water Trainet that it din't gave me a challlage at all...Sweet sweet Revenge...

With the Traitors

Dawn - "I-i can't belive i-it..."

Drew - "She lose?!"

Brock - "I'm gonne kill that bastard for making my girlfriend cry..."

May - "Guys,Let's go heply Misty"They nodded and went to confort Misty

Back to Ash and the others

I was walking outside to buy myself a drink because i was damn thirsty until...Shet lads can you give me a break?

Brock - "Hey apolygize to my girlfriend now!"Why should i?

Ash - "Nope"I just go to the drinking machine and buy a Iced-Grape Soda

Drew - "Fine then!One on One Pokemon Battle,No Legendaries and Mega Evolution!"Sigh,Can someone give me break for a sec...

Ash - "Ok"I said boredly because i already knew that this is pretty easy and we went to the battlefield

Drew - "Go Roserade!"Bruh really...

Ash - "(Sigh)Go Lucario used Aura Sphere..."I said while sipping my soda and send out the Aura Pokemon and used Aura Sphere at Roserade making it instant K.O then i left while Lucario was walking with me

(Sorry for the late update because i am now 13 years old so i have to go to high school and i had to go out with my parents so yea I will see you guys later!)