《Private school || dnf》Night school
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Shit. It's 9:53, was I really listening to music for that long? I quickly got up, changing my blue hoodie for a black and ran out the door. It's a good thing I had black jeans on today, now if I'm correct the fountain is outside the building and to my right?
"Finally dude!" Sapnap was sat on the fountain, a lighter in hand smiling. He got up and waved his hand motioning for me to follow him, I did. We got to the school and he went behind a blue dumpster next to the door. "What are you doing?" I whisper-yelled, he came back with, bolt cutters? "Where the fuck did you get those from?" He just laughed, "behind the dumpster dumbass, this isn't the first time I've broke into the school." He cuts the chain on the door and pulls it out like it's child's play. "Hot." I whisper under my breath.
"Sorry. I'm taken." He dropped the chains and walked into the school, I rolled my eyes at him and followed. We walked around for a bit trying to find the principals office when we heard someone whistling. "Uh, Sapnap. Did you tell anyone we were here?" I whispered, he shook his head. Fuck, janitors. "Alright. So I'm going to distract him you go to the office and pick pick the door, okay?" He nodded and ran off towards the principals office.
I sighed and got up quickly running into the nearest classroom, English. Okay, I can work with this. I'll scare him away. Fucking private school still has chalkboards, I grabbed the chalk and wrote 'Leave' in messy writing. I then grabbed the pens and shit off the table and hid behind a desk. I whistled so that the janitor came towards me not Sapnap. When I heard his whistling get louder I threw the pens and pencils on the floor and grabbed my phone and my bottle.
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"Is anyone there?" He called out, I just smirked and played grabbed my bottle, I emptied it into the bin and placed my phone inside it, I played nails scratching a chalkboard on full volume, since my phone was in the cup the sound was louder and it echoed off the school walls, "what the fuck.." he whispered walking into the classroom I was in, I quickly grabbed a few pieces of paper and a few books from the cupboard next to me and threw them around. He flinched and turned around "Nope no thank you. Not today!" He walked out of the classroom leaving his mop and cleaning supplies behind.
Once he left I got up and ran the way that Sapnap ran. "Sapnap?" I whisper-yelled, no answer. "Nick?" Again, no answer. I swear to god if this asshole got cau- "BOO!" He yelled. I screamed and kicked him in the dick. "Ow you ass." I laughed, that's rare. "Your fault for scaring me! I got rid of the janitor by the way." Sapnap just nodded still recovering from the kick he received a minute ago. "I heard, he passed me going 'I'm not dying in this shit hole!'" He started laughing, after another minute of Sapnap recovering we walked into the principals office and I got to work on the computer while Sapnap looked at the files.
"Ooo. Look at this!" He held out a paper in front of my face. It was my file, great.
George found:
Age: 18
Previous suspensions: 17
Previous expels: 3
Reasons for expels: hacking/breaking school property, violence, graffiti, destruction of teacher's property for example: scratching cars, toilet papering houses etc. Breaking into school after school hours, starting fires and mixing dangerous chemicals in science.
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Codes school computers to play inappropriate sounds and videos, turns them off mid lesson, changes teachers slideshows and pulls pranks on the teachers and/or students. This includes, sliming them, pretending to drink glue and eat paints in class, putting sleeping pills in his teachers coffees, putting shock pens and explosive pens in students bags or hands them to them when asked to borrow stationary. Likes to make smoke bombs and stink bombs in science, also uses Bunsen burners to burn work sheets when bored. Graffitied school walls after being told to go to detention. Has been in/or started many fights, with students after they insult him. Was kicked off the hockey team for hitting a student in the eye with a hockey stick after they bumped into him and laughed.
"You can burn that one." I shrug going back to changing the school speaker with my one, Sapnap stares at my file in amazement for a few moments before folding it and putting it in his pocket, he looked through the rest of the files grabbing a few more then turning to the computer screen to see what I'm doing.
"I'm coding my speaker to the schools bell, instead of it being that shitty ringing noise." I explain, Sapnap nodding before sitting in a chair and waiting for me to finish. "Do you know the password?" I looked up at Sapnap who was mindlessly spinning in a chair, "Nope, I've only set papers on fire. None of this cool shit you've done." He replied, pulling out my file again. I'm gonna have to get that back before he shows someone.
"That's fine, teachers are dumbass' it's probably the school name." I looked back down at the computer then it hit me. "What's the school name?" I ask, "DSMP school for boys." I nodded and typed it in, "dumbass," I chuckled and shook my head. It worked, I disconnected the normal speaker and wired my one to it, I placed the speaker in the ceiling and took out the old one.
"Alright, let's go." I picked up the speaker and started walking towards the front of the school, "so what'd ya change the bell to?" Sapnap asked running to walk next to me. "Heh, want to hear?" He nodded, I opened my phone and clicked on the sound board, "Are you sure? It's not the most enjoyable sound, but who ever made it was enjoying themselves." He nodded again, I sighed. I clicked the one labeled 'school bell' and it played a moan, a very load, and long moan. He burst out laughing. "Oh my god! The teachers are gonna freak when they hear that!" He laughed, I chuckled along.
"Hey! What are you shits doing in here!" I looked at Sapnap, he was already looking at me with wide eyes. Uh oh, "Run!" I yelled and we ran towards the school entrance.
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