Oh shit.

Fuckkkkkk.

"George." Oh shit, the musty ass, monotone, obnoxious bitch we all know and hate. "Dad." I hiss, "Long time no see son." Is he stupid? Do I need to fly all the way back to London to slap some sense into this old git? "No fucking shit. I'm in America dumbass, do you not remember the airport? The gum? Damn I knew you were old but memory loss already? Shit dad might have to book an appointment with your doctor." Sapnap and Quackity laughed and Dream and Karl watched me in complete shock. They've probably never a met a kid like me.

"Don't be rude son. How is the new school?" I can tell he's smirking. He thinks he's smug the old bastard. "Great actually. Send your gay son to a fully boys school to magically make him straight! Great idea dad!" He scoffed, "I've seen that school son, you'll be fixed in no time." Now it's my turn to scoff. "Fixed? Your the one who needs to be fixed. Now what did you call for?" I heard him sigh.

"Your mother is in hospital. There's something wrong with her lung, they think she'll make it but I just wanted to let you know just in case." Great, useless information. "Cool, don't care. She deserves it, I hope she doesn't make it. Anyway I need money, send it to me? Thanks." He scoffed, again. If he thinks I'm joking he's got something else coming for him. "Sure. I'll send it later and don't be so rude to your mother! She has been nothing but kind to you!" He's got to be kidding but hey, more money.

"Your joking right? Nothing but kind? She fucking locked me away in my room, called me slurs, beat me and took my fucking best friends away from me! If anything I hate her more than I hate you! But then again, you did send me half way across the world and do all of those. Point is your both assholes and I hate you." I'm so close to hanging up the phone but I'm sure this crusty mother fucker is going to say something slightly interesting.

"I heard Cara is there." Told you. "Mhm. Puffy is here, surprised she got the slime out of her hair if I'm being honest. Without going bald as well. What about her though? Did you send her here or something? I know she hates me but I'm sure if I told her I'm here because I'm gay and your an asshole she'd instantly switch sides. I know she's not homophobic."

"No son, she told me about her son and that he goes to your school. So I did what every other good parent would do and convinced her to go see him." Her son goes to this school? Someone to tease? Sign me up. "Good parent my arse. Who is her son anyway? I would love to tease the fucker."

"See now I would think you already know him. After all Phil has said you two have become close." Karl? No, Puffy isn't homophobic Karl's parents are. Sapnap? Maybe? Quackity? No, he would definitely be bugging her for money to buy drugs. Dream? Also a maybe. "Doesn't help. I need a name dumbass."

"Does Clay ring a bell?" Dream? What the fuck?! I hung up the phone and looked at Dream, he was looking at his phone. "Dream?" He looked up, "Yeah?" He asked putting his phone down. "Did you ever plan on telling me Puffy was your mum? I was chatting shit about you and you just let me?" He shrugged, "I didn't want you to know she was my mom. I thought you'd tease me or something, also I don't care about what you were saying she expects me to be like that but I'm not." "Good. Stay like this." Sapnap added to the conversation. We all just kind of sat there then, just thinking.

"Did you know about me before I came here then?" I asked breaking the silence. Surely she would have talked about me. I mean I did bully her. Slimed her, gave her sleeping pills, made her cry.. "Yep. Didn't expect you to be so confident though." He smirked, I rolled my eyes. "Okay blondie. Wait, so your Puffy's son? The goody two shoes she always talk about?" I scoff. "Well yeah, she's embarrassed by me I think. She wants me to be the perfect son, the one who gets straight A's and stays after school to help people. She wants me to be more like my brother, Toby or as he like to be called Tubbo." Tubbo? What the fuck?

"What the fuck! Tubbo? You, Tubbo, Pufffy, Schlatt?" He looked confused. "You know my dad?" I think I'm going insane. "The alcoholic that beats his 16 year old son? Yeah I know him. I also know Tubbo! I tried to get Phil to adopt him, Wilbur, Techno and Tommy because none of them deserve the shit they've been through. Him and Tommy were best friends until Tommy left with Techno and Wilbur to come here."

"He- he still hits him? Is it bad?" He asked, his voice shaky from the sensitive subject. "Yeah, we'd meet up and he'd have bruises and cuts, we'd always clean them and make sure he was okay but then Schlatt would be walking around screaming his name. He was obviously hammered and took Tubbo away, he'd grip his arm and drag him. Tommy would yell at him while Tubbo would just shake his head, god he's a strong kid. He deserves so much better." I thought back to when we'd have to hold Tommy back otherwise he'd run after Schlatt and probably try and fight him. I don't blame the kid, I want to as well I'm just better at hiding it.

"Shit. I thought my mom would of stopped him." Dream sighed laying back on his bed with his hands in his hair. "I need to talk to Phil tomorrow." I whispered, mainly to myself. It hurt me more knowing Tubbo was Dream's brother. Of course I care for Tubbo, shit I'd adopt the kid if I could but it hurts even more when it's your best friend and crushes brother.

I really need to talk to Phil.

And maybe Puffy.

Shit I need to apologise to Puffy.

Fuck this going to be hard.