《Aashiq Banaya》Bhaang ka Nasha
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Months later, Jhanvi and Pinky are sitting at the table eating food. Priyanka later joins them
Jhanvi: tum bhi kaam per jaari?
Priyanka: haa Mom, bohot bada operation hai aaj I really can't afford to miss it
Pinky: ache se khaalo
Priyanka: haan ji
Shivaay later joins them with the sleeping baby
Pinky: yeh abhi bhi sori hai?
Shivaay: poori raat isne Anika ko sone nahi diya. Itni rohi meri bachi ne. To a point that Anika ne mujhe bataya bhaar guest room mein sone ke liye. Fortunately walls sound proof hai varna aap sab logo ko bhi disturbance hota
Priyanka: teething shuru hua naa?
Shivaay: haa, vese saare log gaye kaha?
Priyanka: Gauri Bhaabi gayi Bareilly, Papa aur chote papa office, Dadi aashram, Rudra gym, Bhavya police station aur Om gaadi mein hai
Pinky: voh mujhe aur Jethani Ji ko kisi dost ke ghar per choda hai
Shivaay: okay
Once the ladies had left, Shivaay decides to take breakfast for his wife up to their room, and reaching there, he sees Anika seated at the dressing table with her head laid down. Placing his nearly 8 month baby on the bed, he goes over to her and keeps his hand on Anika's shoulder
Anika: haa, kya hua
She turns and sees Shivaay
Anika: aap yaha?
Shivaay: nahi, mera aathma
Anika: arrey aapne mujhse shaadi kiya, kohi stupid si ladki ke saath nahi
Shivaay: voh toh mein jaanta
Anika: acha sab kaha challe gaye?
Shivaay: apna apna kaam tha
Anika: theek hai
Shivaay: tum breakfast karlo, mein isko khilata
Anika: aap, kese?
Shivaay: Anika come on, baby food bache ke liye hota hai
Anika: nahi nahi nahi Shivaay meine already bol diya. Mein apni bachi ko yeh slimy....ugh, sochne pe hi mujhe michmichi machti hai
Shivaay: Anika kitna dher tak chalega?
Anika: meine padha Mumma ka dhood sabse acha hai, aur mein Chutki ko yeh nahi dehri
Shivaay: Anika yeh iske liye bhi acha hai, aur vese bhi Chutki is growing up now
Anika: zaroori hai?
Shivaay: haa Anika
Anika: acha ek shart per
Shivaay: kya
Anika: agar Chutki ko nahi chahiye, toh usse nahi kannah hoga
Shivaay: okay
Anika: itni asaani se aap yeh kese bol sakte?
Shivaay: dekh
He goes over to the bed and upon seeing Shivaay, Chutki raises her hands up, indicating she wants to be carried in her father's arms.
Shivaay: ajao, meri bachi. Aaj hum yeh yummy sa food khayenge, theek hai?
Chutki blankly stares at him
Shivaay: arrey, bhooki lagi?
The baby smiles at this and begins crawling to her mother
Anika: dekhliya? Isse voh nahi kanah hai
Shivaay: jeet itni jaldi maat celebrate ki jiye, rukko
He brings the food in front of him and calls the baby. Her attention is immediately directed to him
Shivaay: aaj hum yeh khayenge
Chutki slowly begins crawling and seats in her father's lap. He raises a spoon to her mouth but it doesn't open for it
Shivaay: hey, Chanda Singh Oberoi
Anika: hey, Shivaay Singh Oberoi
Chutki: aiy
They all laugh at her antics and soon enough whilst they were all enjoying, Shivaay forwards the empty dish to Anika
Shivaay: done
Anika: ek mint, ese kese? Aapne zaroor kohi na kohi cheating kiya hai
Shivaay: khud poochlo phir, Chutki ne saara breakfast khaya, heina
The baby simply nods her head at Shivaay
Anika: acha theek hai, mein jaari
Shivaay: kaha
Anika: dharasal ek dukaan mein humne kuch suits order kiya hai, unko mein collect karne jaari hoon
Shivaay: hum bhi jaate, Outing hoga, aur vese bhi mere paas ek file hai, Dad ke liye
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Anika: voh aap mujhko dedo, Gauri ko Airport se pick up karna hai aur doosre log bhi aare hoge, mein jaldi aajaougi
Shivaay: theek hai
Anika collects the file and her bag before taking the car keys and driving off. Soon she entered the Oberoi industries and gave the file to Shakti
Shakti: thanks beta
Anika: Bade Papa nahi hai?
Shakti: nahi voh jaldi gaya tha, mein sirf meetings ke briefs review kara
Anika: okay, mein chalti
Shakti: jao
Anika: bye
Leaving that building she goes to the shop and collects the dresses, where she finds Pinky already there
Anika: Maa app yaha? Meine socha tha ki app shaadi per hoge yah jaha bhi?
Pinky: Anika mein Jethani Ji ko Mummy Ji ke pas bejh diya. Kaafi chota functions tha, isi liye meine socha tha kyu nah hum dresses ko collects karti
Anika: acha, toh challe?
Rudra: Anika Bhaabi aur Choti Maa, aap dono bhi,
They turn around and see Rudra with Tej behind them
Anika: tu yaha kya kara hai?
Rudra: phone ka battery dead hogaya, aur phir Papa milgaya. Lekin uska car abhi abhi out of fuel ho gaya
Tej: lagta jaha bhi Rudra jaata hai, sab kuch kharab hota, jese humare dimagh
Pinky: bilkul corrects Jeth Ji
Anika: fikhar maat ki jiye, mere paas gadi hai
Rudra: challe?
Pinky: pehle kuch peeh lete, bohot pyaas lagi hai
Anika: haa, paani gaadi mein dalna bhool gayi mein, lagta yehi se kahi khareedne wala hoga
Tej: Rudra jaake paani ke bottle leker aao
Rudra: Papa kyu na hum Lassi lete?
Pinky: haa, Rudra Lassi leker aao, paani se zyada refreshings hota hai
Anika: theek hai, chalte
Anika and Rudra go up to a Lassi stand and ask the venders there
Anika: Bhaaiya, 4 glass Lassi dedo
The stall keeper notices Tej and Pinky waiting behind them, and whispers to his fellow seller
Vender 1: Bhai, yeh log toh bade hi-fi dikhre hai
Vender 2: arrey mamooli hi-fi wale nahi, Oberois hai yeh, Oberois
Vender 1: phir toh hum pakka inhe yeh Lassi nahi de sakte
Rudra: arrey, jaldi lao
Vender 1: kya kare hum, ab toh phisal gaye
Vender 2: tu hi kuch sochlo
Vender 1: kya sochlo. Iss Lassi mein bhaang hai bhaang, aur agar humne bataya toh hum kabhi bhi yeh bejh nahi paayenge
Vender 2: lekin Oberoi sahb ko hum inkaar nahi kar sakte, tob kya kare
Tej: itni dehr kyu lagare, Tumhe pata hai ki hum kaun hai, aur humme inkaar kare hai?
Vender 2: laare hai, laare hai
They nervously fill four tumblers with Lassi and serve it to the Oberois,
Anika: kya refreshing hai. acha choice, Rudy
Rudra: bohot dehr ho gaya jab se meine asli Lassi nahi peehya
Pinky: mujhe ek aur glass peena hai
Anika: mujhe bhi
Rudra: mein leker aata, Papa aapko bhi chahye?
Tej: challo phir, le leta
Many glasses later, Our amazing Khannah, being sent out on the saying of his Boss, sees the four of them laughing wildly near the car. None of them looked to be in their senses
Khannah: Ma'am, Sir, Rudra Sir, Anika Di
Anika: kaun hai vaha?
Rudra pretends to take out a gun
Tej: Stupid, sirf teri Bhaabi aur Patni ko bandook chalane aata hai, tujhe toh ache se gaadi chalana nahi aata
Pinky: voh dekh, Anika, yeh aaya Sautan
Anika: Bhaaiya? Khannah Bhaaiya? Yaha?
Khannah: Anika Di aapko kya hua?
Pinky: Lassi hua
Khannah: Lassi
He turns merely for one second to scan the environment he is in and when he turns back, Anika has already downed another glass of the contaminated Lassi.
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Khannah: kya karu mein? Shivaay Sir ne kaha jaake leao, lekin iss halat mein....nahi nahi. Per mujhe karna padega
Anika: Khannah Bhaaiya, aap kya phus phusi baate kare ho? Aur kiske saath?
Rudra: challo Khannah, Lassi peelo
Khannah: nahi Rudy Sir mein theek hoon. Aap log aaye mere saath
With much difficulty, he finally got all of them seated in the car, but if that was a struggle, how hard will actually driving be? The faithful bodyguard underestimated how difficult this task would be, constantly a voice was bickering. Even the car was shaking due to the force which they were dancing. All of a sudden, Rudra began to cry
Tej: kya hua Rudra?
Rudra: Lassi katham ho gaya
Khannah: Shukar, varna aur nashe mein hoge yeh log toh phir behosh hoge
Luckily no one heard this comment of Khannah's, otherwise he would have been taunted
Anika: Rudra, shhh
Rudra: shhh
He also copies the action of keeping his finger over his lips
Rudra: per kyu?
Anika: Khannah Bhaaiya ko maat batana, secret hai
Rudra: shhh okay ab batao
Anika: mere bottle mein, yeh dekhiye, iss bottle
She pulls out quite a large bottle from her bag. Her attempts to whisper are still heard by her Khannah Bhaaiya, as he cautiously waits to see kya raita yeh Anika pehlne wali hai
Anika: iss bottle mein Lassi hai, bohot hai isme, toh sharing karna hai
Khannah: arrey Anika Di, Rudy Sir....
He was confused whether he should stop them from drinking more or if his priority was to get then home quickly and safely
Khannah: bas jaldi ghar paunch jaye, already yeh loge nashe mein hai, aur Lassi kya kar sakta? Arrey kaha hai ghar, challo aur tej chalate
Tej: Khannah
Khannah: ji Sir
Tej: tu bohot kaam karta, mein tujhe har mahine mein teen extra din chuti per doonga
Khannah: with much appreciation, aapko yeh kal yaad nahi hoga, aur yeh sach nahi hai
Rudra: kyu nahi sach hai? Papa humesha sach bolta hai, right?
Anika: mein bhi maanti, Bade Papa ne mujhe bataya ki Rudra rejection se darta, aur voh toh sach hai
Rudra: arrey Anika Bhaabi, voh toh meine aapko bataya, abhi abhi
Anika: oh haa
Pinky: Jeth Ji humesha sach nahi bolta. Ek din jab usko pata chala ki Jethaani Ji ke 3 boyfriends the jab voh choti thi, tab tere Bade Papa ne kaha ki saare ladkiyaan uske peeche the
Rudra: baap kiska hai, huh?
Tej: sach mein batata hoon, poore Mumbai ke ladkiyaan mere peeche the. Agar mein yeh Jhanvi ko batata naa, voh jealous ho jaygi
Anika: sachi?
Pinky: nahi, jhoot. Yeh itna bada padhaku tha, kathabe bhi usse pyaar karte the, Ladkiye se bhi bohot zyada
Rudra: Papa aur padhaku!!! Voh genetics mujhme kyu nahi hai
Khannah: shukar ki hum ghar paunch gaye, Dadi Ji in logo se deal karungi
With more difficulty, he finally got them four into the main hall, and Anika along with Rudra made many attempts to escape from there
Dadi: yeh kya chal rah hai?
Pinky: SHAKTI JI!!!!
She runs screaming out to her husband and he simply stands in utter shock and confusion
Shakti: Pinky kya hua
Pinky: Lassi katham, saara in dono bhukade ne peeya
Bhavya: Lassi? Aur Rudra? Voh bhi fast day per?
Tej: mein bhi
Jhanvi: aap yaha aao
Like an innocent child, Tej obediently follows the commands of his wife
Jhanvi: aap itne cute lagre ho, aur funny bhi
Tej: mein sab kuch hoon
Pinky: includes padhaku alsos
Tej: Pinky
Gauri: Di aapne yeh kya kiya?
Om: Khannah hua kya?
Pinky: meine kaha tha, Lassi
Om: Lassi hua?
Anika: Bhaang wali Lassi hua
She winks as her smaller sister approaches her
Gauri: Di kya haal banaliya aapne, aap sab ne
Dadi: kamre mein leker jao, baad mein hum inse liptenge
The elders quietly without fuss go from there, but Rudra and Anika immediately look at each other, then screeching, run in each other's direction and hug tightly
Anika: RUDY!!!!!
Rudra: ANIKA BHAABI!!!!
Bhavya: kya...ho gaya kya aapko?
Shivaay: unbelievable
Shivaay stands there
Anika: aapko abhi bhi Tadi maarna hai?
Shivaay: what's with the language
Anika: Tadibaaz baghad billa
She mutters under her breath, loud enough for it to reach Shivaay
Rudra: mein abhi bhi kera hoon, challo hum bhaag jaate, Chutki ko leker aur hum Switzerland mein rehker, sab se chupa lenge. Vaha kohi nahi humme kuch bata sakta
Anika: offer acha hai, lekin iss Tadibaaz se mein kabhi chutkara nahi mil sakti
Shivaay: Seriously, aur vese bhi tum dono kare hai kya?
Anika: Patang urrare hai. Dekh nahi sakte ki hum Jappiye maare hai?
On: acha jaake so jao
Rudra: nahi mujhe kehlna hai
Bhavya: kya, chor police? 2 saal ka bache ban gaye ho......
Rudra: not a bad idea, Chor Police!
Gauri: lekin.....
Rudra: mein Anika Bhaabhi dono chor hai, Aap hume pakadne ki koshish karke reh jayenge, aaye naa.
Anika and Rudra start running around the main hall and the others try to control them
Gauri: Rudy Bhaaiya, kya kare yeh?
Shivaay: Anika stop this bachpana abhi ke abhi, yaha ajao
He demands Anika, but where does this girl listen?
Om: khelne doh inko
Bhavya: Rudy neeche aao
Rudra: theek hai
Anika: oye khotheya, itni asaani se haar manega?
Ceasing the opportunity, Shivaay sneaks up behind her and lifts Anika
Shivaay: sorry about her yaar
Om: enjoy karne ki jiye
Gauri: kaha relax karti, humesha Chutki ki fikhar hoti hai
Anika: chodo mujhe please Shivaay, Om, Gauri tu kuch boldo naa
Gauri: Di mein kya bolu?
Rudra: bolna band, pehle mere liye aur Lassi leker aao
Om: Lassi gaye chutti per, jaake araam karlo
Gauri: Bade Bhaaiya mein kya Chutki ko le sakti? Aap Di ko sambhalna
Shivaay: that would be great Gauri, kaash yeh teri behn samajhdar aur mature hoti
Om: acha aab jao
Anika: chodo mujhe, Om please apne lovely Bhaabi ko bachao
Om: sorry lekin not this time
Shivaay: challo
He drags his struggling wife off to the room, meanwhile, Bhavya sits tensed by the poolside with her laptop. A hand reaches out to her shoulder, and a plate of jalebis also. She turns her head and sees Jhanvi standing there
Bhavya: Mom, bethiye
She takes a seat beside her, forwarding the plate of mithai
Jhanvi: mein dekh ri thi, tum bohot stressed out ho, toh meine yeh jalebis layi hai
Bhavya: Thank you
Jhanvi: kuch hua kya?
Bhavya: ek naya head aagaya, police station mein, ek simple si case diya hai mujhe air yah I cannot understand anything. Seriously mujhe usko impress karna tha, apne aap ko prove kar sakti ki mein humare field ki sabse best officer ban sakti
Jhanvi: kaun hai?
Bhavya: officer Ranveer Singh Randhava
Jhanvi: sun, tu bohot sochri hai. Baab mein sochengi ki itni obvious details kese miss kiya. Dekh mujhe bohot nahi pata hota in cheezo ke baare mein, lekin yeh keh sakti ki kahi baar jawab bilkul saamne hota hai. We try to find it but it's right in front of us the whole time
Bhavya: agar ese hota toh phir mujhe itni asaan case kyu dega Sir
Jhanvi: Shayad yeh test hai, dekhne ke liye agar tu doosre facts se distract yaar influence hoti
Bhavya: ek minute, influence?
Jhanvi: shayad kohi staff vaha ne tumhari bohot highly baat kiya hai, toh uske hisaab se trick cases dega, mix of simple and difficult
Bhavya: haa, aur thank you phirse, jalebis ke liye
Jhanvi: kohi problem nahi, acha mein chalti
Bhavya: ji
She arises from the seat and heads off not before wishing a good night. Bhavya turns back to the screen and begins with the jalebis
Bhavya: influence matlab kisi ke dimag mein apne ideas daalne, zehr daalne. Hold on, iska matlab Anika Bhaabi ki case mein kisi ne uss insaan ko influence kiya hai? Kaal Bhaabi ko batana hoga, Thank you so much Mom
Her mood now elated, she quickly returns back to her room
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