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Arc 1: Escaped Woman x Escaped from Marriage – 04

Arms Stuck on Two Soft and Hot Masses

Although the system is very unreasonable, Ke Li was fortunate enough to ask, “Is it really only when I fall in love with the woman that I can accomplish the task?”

[Yes.]

Ke Li also wants to complete her task soon and said, “Then I will try.”

Doudou was happy: [Host refueling.]1 Same pun from the last chapter but using the second meaning. 1st meaning – “come on, cheer up” or cheering on Ke Li. 2nd meaning – she’s “refueling” her oil to be at max capacity (fattest) – refueling on oil will fill you up with energy and then you can overcome difficulties.

After checking her makeup, she went to Shi Jian’s room with a worried face.

Shi Jian was reading a book, she was very surprised to see Ke Li. She hurriedly put away her book and said, “Sister Qu.”

Ke Li acts out her performance, her eyebrows were low, and she looked uneasy. “Sister, can we sleep together?”

Shi Jian was stunned, she’s used to being alone. She’s not used to sleeping with others and asked, “What’s the matter?”

Ke Li clutched her clothes into a wrinkle and answered with embarrassment, “It feels cold at night.”

Shi Jian wanted to say that since she was cold, add a quilt, but it felt too personal for her to say.

Ke Li happily climbed onto her bed but told herself to calm down. Shi Jian went to bed immediately after she blew the candle.

The two were lying stiffly in bed, separated by a large distance. Ke Li was very unaccustomed due to being single since she was a fetus. She felt that the usual negligible sounds were infinitely magnified at this moment. She didn’t even dare move her body.

Shi Jian was also uncomfortable, but she didn’t like to show it. Besides, it was her bed and it was more natural once she laid down for a while.

Half an hour later, Doudou sees Ke Li made no moves and encouraged her by saying: [Host, you and the female owner needs to be closer, otherwise the intimacy and affection won’t change.]

In fact, Ke Li is very disdainful. If love can be measured by intimacy and affection, then it’s not true love. She can only bow under the eaves.3 Bowing under the eaves – cultural joke – many homes in the past were relatively short, so people would have to bow their heads, or they would hit the eaves. Which would you choose? Of course, to adapt to your environment and lower your head. Don’t lose more because of the inconvenience of a small thing. Bowing, she just wants to finish the task now.

She slowly rolled over and looked at the soft contours of Shi Jian’s face. Building up courage, she went to pull Shi Jian’s arm. But before she could, she felt embarrassed, she wanted to be intimate but wasn’t daring.

Doudou looked anxious and said: [Host, don’t be a pussy. Just go.]

”…” Ke Li dallied for a long time and guessed that Shi Jian was asleep by now. Her neck was stretched like a knife and shrank like a knife.4 Stretching a knife, shrinking a knife / stretching the neck is death, shrinking the neck is dead. It means that the results are the same no matter which decision is chosen, and there’s no need to worry too much. It’s better to embrace now, then she will explain tomorrow.

She turned over unintentionally and placed her left hand on Shi Jian’s body, then mumbled twice, then held Shi Jian’s arm within her arms. Then determined that Shi Jian didn’t wake up from the disturbance and fell asleep peacefully.

When Shi Jian heard the even breathing of the person next to her, her face slowly became hot.

Although she realized earlier that Ke Li would benefit from sleeping with her, she didn’t expect the other party would suddenly hold her arm within her arms.

Her arm was smothered by the two soft and hot masses through her thin coat, and her heart trembled.

Her skin was on fire, burning so hot that she wanted to take back her arm, but couldn’t bear to give up the wonderful touch.

After a long psychological struggle, she finally persuaded herself that Ke Li is a little sister who lacked security and gradually fell asleep.

However, Ke Li’s sleeping position isn’t good. She’s used to holding something in her arms. So, when she fell asleep, she wrapped her hands and feet around Shi Jian, like an oversized koala.

Shi Jian woke up the moment she was entangled. She wanted to push Ke Li’s leg down but saw she was soundly asleep. She reluctantly held back and helplessly embraced the body heater.

Doudou peeked and witnessed it all and couldn’t help but reveal an old mother’s happy smile. It seems that this time will be a great success.

……

When Ke Li woke up and saw her masterpiece, she found that the affection and intimacy was rising, but felt nothing in her heart. In addition to the inexplicable shame, her body and mind was still a straight steel bar.

She still held Shi Jian in her arms, and it wasn’t convenient for her to make excessive movements. She waited for Shi Jian to wake up and smile slyly.

Shi Jian was embarrassed, last night she was badly tormented by the softness. She thought they wouldn’t sleep together again. Then she asked, “Did Sister Qu sleep well?”

For the sake of the mission, Ke Li didn’t relax, her face blushed and replied, “Very good, how about sister?”

”Also… is very good.” When Shi Jian thought of the softness of her arms, she felt a little guilty. She was afraid of touching them again and wanted to say she wanted to sleep alone today.

Ke Li raised her face and whispered in a soft voice: “Then I will sleep with sister in the future, okay? Sister’s bed is warm and comfortable to sleep well in.”

”…” In fact, she wasn’t good at rejecting Ke Li while in bed, plus with her pitiful appearance, she unexpectedly promised, “Okay.”

Doudou’s voice sounded suddenly: [Congratulations to the host for successfully climbing into the female host’s bed.]

Ke Li: “…”

For the sake of the mission, her bottom line can be lowered.

The two slept together in the following days entwined with each other. This time, Shi Jian could only hug her. Shi Jian only regarded her as a close relationship between sisters, but Ke Li wanted to complete her task, she felt sleeping together was somewhat addictive. Afterall, the woman was the female owner, and Ke Li felt refreshed and had a good night’s sleep with her.

At the end of the day, Ke Li has the illusion of abducting a good girl, and is busy asking the system of the current intimacy and affection.

[The current intimacy value is 70%, and the affection value is 76%.]

Ke Li was surprised and asked, “How is it going up so fast?”

Doudou cautioned: [It’s normal to rise quickly early in the relationship, but it will saturate at a certain point. If you want it to rise substantially, great progress must be made.]

Of course, Ke Li understood what this progress was, and their current relationship were close friends, but she couldn’t rush progress. She continued to chat with Shi Jian during the day and spooned her during the night and pretended to look like a flourishing little white lotus.

After a few days, the intimacy and goodwill values ​​saturated, and would not rise from holding each other during the night.

Ke Li decided to take the next step to increase the female owner’s affection as soon as possible, then take the initiative to obtain an intimacy value of 100%.

However, she suddenly discovered a big problem.

”Doudou, if at the end, I don’t like the woman, but the woman likes me, and the intimacy is 100%, would the task be complete?”

After all, the values ​​are based on Shi Jian’s subjective impressions. However, she’s straight, it’s impossible to bend easily for the task.

[The best result of course is that the host and the female owner love each other, but the host can feel at ease, you will bend sooner or later.] Doudou was very confident.

”……” Ke Li twisted her eyebrows and thought, “Your real purpose isn’t to break and bend me, right?”

Under the pretext of binding to a romance system, it gives an opportunity for a straight woman like her to fall in love with the female lord from her novels. Doesn’t this look suspicious? This challenge not only bends the female lord, but also to break and bend herself.

Doudou immediately dumped the pot: [Host, I’m just a small system.]

Ke Li grumbled but didn’t ask any more questions to the system. This type of thing she had to ask her mother, only the ghost knew what kind of medicine was being sold.

When she finished washing, right away she went looking for Shi Jian. But on the way, she was blocked by a handsome looking man as if he was born the wrong gender.

Doudou immediately said: [Host, take advantage of this opportunity and perhaps you can brush her affections again.]

Ke Li scorned, “Doudou, you’re so cruel.”

[Compared to the host’s little white lotus act.]

”…”

Ke Li knows the man who is in front of her. He’s the female lord’s brother. Although he was romantic, he had a scale in his heart,5 Scale in the heart – Right or wrong varies from person to person; their decisions are correct because there is no absolute standard. Author referring to him being a skirt chaser but that doesn’t mean he’s a bad person, just a small fault. so he wasn’t a bad person. He was a sis-con and ended up in a tragic death from the hands of the slag man.

Ke Li didn’t want to pay attention to him. She went around him and planned to walk across the street.

He was far away, but suddenly was in front of Ke Li. It’s wintertime, and he fans himself with his beautiful fan. His peach blossom eyes were slightly picked up and the smile on his face wasn’t frivolous. He said: “This beautiful woman is familiar, have I seen you before?”

Ke Li: “…”

In fact, as long as he meets a beautiful woman, he will feel familiar with them, and this was his usual line to make conversation from time to time.

Ke Li was determined not to fall apart, and didn’t say anything, but stood indifferently.

Then Shi Yao became interested and joked to Ke Li: “Is beauty shy? Or angry?”

Ke Li was still unmoved, but when she sees Shi Jian’s figure close by, she suddenly said, “Shi Jian sister.”

When she finished her swordsmanship, she was ready to go back and eat breakfast with Ke Li. She didn’t want to see her brother who wasn’t serious. She hurriedly walked to Ke Li’s side, fearing that if she left Ke Li alone, bad things would happen.

When Shi Jian arrived, Shi Yao immediately threw away his look of cynicism. He hung his head with despair and said, “Shi Jian, brother promised you that he will find that stinky Lin Wentian, but he didn’t find him, you can punish brother.”

Shi Jian said frustratedly, “Brother, can you be serious?”

Shi Yao nodded and turned his eyes to Ke Li again and asked, “Who is this beauty?”

Shi Jian knows Shi Yao’s temperament and immediately stood in front of her and declared, “You’re not allowed to hit on her.”

Shi Yao: “…”

Doudou excitedly said: [The female owner is really guarding the calf,6 Calf – has lots of meanings, but in this case: (usually woman) to be fiercely protective of one’s children. Ke Li tells the system to roll because how can she be the child if she’s the author mother. the host will be blessed in the future.]

Ke Li: “…” Calf, roll, she is the author mother!

When Shi Jian realized later that what she said was a bit excessive. In fact, she didn’t know what was going on, that is, she didn’t want to share Ke Li with others subconsciously.

Ke Li can only be hers alone, let alone her brother’s affairs, she was very clear.

At the time, he was hurt and said, “Shi Jian is really protecting the calf. If you have a calf, you don’t want brother.”

Then Shi Jian’s face blushed, she explained truthfully: “Sister Qu is not a calf, she is…is…”

They are equal, not obviously in a hierarchical relationship.

“What is it?” Shi Yao didn’t care about Ke Li’s presence and bluntly said, “Was brother not clear? It’s not your usual style to get along with people within a few days and this person seems to be very close to you.”

This was a reminder and warning to Ke Li.

Shi Jian was slightly stunned and also felt incredulous. She has never been so close to people, maybe she really wanted a sister.

Ke Li took the opportunity to stand out, she said in a weak tone, “I am sister’s people naturally I am close to sister.”

As soon as those words were uttered, there was silence all around, and Shi Jian inexplicably was delighted.

Shi Yao stared at Ke Li. Finally, the fan tip leaned straight on his chin, and his eyebrows were raised. His eyes fluttered back and forth between Ke Li and Shi Jian, as if he learned something extraordinary.

Doudou couldn’t resist but give a thumbs-up to Ke Li and say, [Host, you’re a bitch.]

Ke Li: “…”

Children shouldn’t watch TV carelessly.7 Most people probably wouldn’t get it, Ke Li is saying the system is a child who watches too much TV because it answers with a thumbs-up and say she’s a bitch. The child learned how to curse through TV and learn to enjoy drama…

Author’s Note:

Yes, yes, the brother is a lily man ●v●

Same pun from the last chapter but using the second meaning. 1st meaning – “come on, cheer up” or cheering on Ke Li. 2nd meaning – she’s “refueling” her oil to be at max capacity (fattest) – refueling on oil will fill you up with energy and then you can overcome difficulties.Bowing under the eaves – cultural joke – many homes in the past were relatively short, so people would have to bow their heads, or they would hit the eaves. Which would you choose? Of course, to adapt to your environment and lower your head. Don’t lose more because of the inconvenience of a small thing.

Stretching a knife, shrinking a knife / stretching the neck is death, shrinking the neck is dead. It means that the results are the same no matter which decision is chosen, and there’s no need to worry too much.

Scale in the heart – Right or wrong varies from person to person; their decisions are correct because there is no absolute standard. Author referring to him being a skirt chaser but that doesn’t mean he’s a bad person, just a small fault.

Calf – has lots of meanings, but in this case: (usually woman) to be fiercely protective of one’s children. Ke Li tells the system to roll because how can she be the child if she’s the author mother.

Most people probably wouldn’t get it, Ke Li is saying the system is a child who watches too much TV because it answers with a thumbs-up and say she’s a bitch. The child learned how to curse through TV and learn to enjoy drama…

This is very cute ahahha Ke Li is bent subconsciously teasing the female owner. Did anyone else thought the two hot soft masses were going to be boobs…can’t believe they were arms! Well, Ke Li did mention she’s flat like a runway. There are too many cultural jokes in this novel, haha what may seem “common” to me might not to you guys. Just ask the question below and I’ll try to explain it.