Me: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!! BEFORE WE START IDK WHO ASKED FOR THIS SHIP FIRST SOOO THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO WAS CRYING FOR THE SLAYERS TO REACT!!!

Everyone else: ARIGATO!!!

Me: Alright let's get started!!

Natsu: Thank you Author Chan for not making me suffer and yes I ship it!!

Wendy: NATSU!!

Natsu: What? I'm telling the truth and plus Romeo and Wendy... Ahh young love. 💕

Wendy: B-But I don't like him that way... AND WHAT ABOUT YOU AND LUCY HUH?!?

Me: Uh-uh-uh don't change the subject and plus you look red as a tomato...

Wendy: N-NO I DONT!!!

Gajeel: This is funny teasing the small Dragon Slayer. And hell yeah I ship it.

Me: See even Gajeel ships it.

Sting: Sure why not but only because-

Everyone else: SHADDUP STING NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LOGIC!!!

Sting: Alright cool it.

Rouge: I guess this is a ship.

Laxus: Sure why not...

Me: *le gasp*

Laxus: What now?

Me: You actually said yes!!

Laxus: Shaddup.

Me: You know I'm the Author and I have the rights to kill you or not right?

Laxus: ...

Me: ...

Laxus: ...

Me: ...

Cobra: Alright quit with the staring contest and this ship is ok.

Me: ALRIGHT THATS ALL FOR TODAY AND I HAVE TO RUSH FOR A DOCTOR's APPOINTMENT SOO LE BYEE!!!!

Everyone else: BYEEEE!!