《DragonSlayers React To Ships》Lyon x Gray
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Me: Finally we get sum gay shit in here.
Natsu: ... I wanna kill myself more than ever.
Me: Why tHo¿
Natsu: Because of Gray.
Me: aH. I thought you wanted to commit die because of this ship.
Natsu: That tOo-
Me: DoypuhavesomethingagainstLGBTQships¿
Natsu: wtf-
Wendy: Why... just why do I suffer?
Me: I'm sorry Wendy I'm too broke to rent more AirPods from my friends.
Wendy: N-no... I just... I just wanna die now...
Me: NOOO Wendy!! I LOVE YOUUU!! YOU CANT DIE!! :'(
Wendy: I'll just crawl into a hole.. and not come out... until.... when this series is over.
Me: Thisserieswillneverend.
Wendy: AND I TRUSTED YOU!!
Me: I'm sorry Wendy... you can crawl into a hole. Just... don't die.
Wendy: Ok... bai bai~
Me: bai~
Me: Godamnit the only innocent and pure soul is gone now.
Laxus: That's what you get for being an imbecile.
Me: stfu Laxus no one asked you.
Laxus: Idgaf.
Me: WeLl I dO!
Laxus: What's your problem?
Me: Me.
Laxus: We all know that but what's your problem currently.
Me: Everything and everyone in this universe.
Laxus: SO you hate everyone-
Me: Yes. Yes I do.
Laxus: DO you actually mean that-
Me: No. I just say it cause... reasons.
Me: Now react to this holy ship that my eyes has been blessed with.
Laxus: Why-
Me: Do it! Or no cookies!
Laxus: WAiT not the cookies-
*holds cookies over fire*
Me: I wIlL dO iT iF yOu dOnUt rEaCt!
Laxus: FiNe!
Laxus: uhm this ship... I just have nothing to say other then, you're gay.
Me: You didn't know they were gay?
*Gray appears*
Gray: Fuck you for doing this to me.
Me: You're welcome Gray.
Gray: And Laxus I'm not gay! U r.
Natsu: oi Gray! When did you get here?
Gray: 10 years ago why are you asking?
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Natsu: NiCe and, Gray your clothes.
Gray: FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT-
Me: DoNt sWeAr u lItTlE sHit!
Me: Begone tHoT! *uses wattpad powers*
*gray dies*
Me: OkaY back to reacting! ^^
Sting: I have no other words then saying.. one. do any other ship. Two. Stop it get sum help. And three. I hAvE cRiPpLiNg dEpReSsIoN.
Me: 1. Uhm I do different ships ever episode. 2. IoN nEeD tHy hElP. And 3. We all do.
Sting: ...
Me: :3
Sting: Wtf is with you and emojis-
Me: stfu no one asked you.
Sting: what¿
Me: Sing what do you think of this ship¿
Sting: Well... it's gay. And that's okay. Cause gay makes.... Gray¿
Me: That was horrible but ok...
Rouge: I give up on you Author Chan.
Me: I gave up a long time ago :3.
Rouge: Very nice. Now if you excuse I'm gonna go find hell.
Me: Butyoyrealreadyinhell.
Rouge: I need better hell.
Me: How tf does that work-
Rouge: stfu no one asked you.
Me: *le gasp* how dare YOU steal my LINE¿¡ >:(
Rouge: idc.
Me: ;—;
*Rouge went to find more hell*
Gajeel: Well those two are gay fucks.
Me: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER WE DO NOT SWEARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Gajeel: You're in middle school and you swear.
Me: Ya sO¿
Gajeel: Why in hell-
Me: Myschoolisreallymessedupandihateeveryoneinit.
Gajeel: NiCe.
Cobra: stfu I'm tryna take a nap.
Me: You can never rest in this household.
Cobra: Well fuck you too.
Me: I didn't say anything-
Cobra: *puts on AirPods*
Me: RICH KID!
*Cobra doesn't hear*
Me: >:o *gets triggered*
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Me: Anyways I hope you all enjoyed. I'm trying to post every week since I like multi tasking and not finishing my work. SooOo yEa! See y'all next time ily all so so so very much bai bai!
Slayers: Baiiii~
Wendy: I wanna commit die now.
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