Me: Nani?

Natsu: Oh isn't she the one who FUCKING KILLED LUCE IN THE GMG?!

Me: Calm dOwN cHiLd sHe cHaNgEd rEmEmBeR?

Natsu: stfu

Me: Damn son okay okay!

Sting: Author San...

Me: Yis¿

Sting: Did you suggest this?

Me: ...

Sting: ...

Me: ...

Sting: *eyes twitches*

Me: O.o

Sting: Tell me if you-

Me: YES IT WAS ME IM SORRY!!

Sting: Fuck you AUTHOR SAN!

Me: SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!

Sting: DONT YOU FUCKING HIDE FROM ME COWARD!!

Me: I DONT EVEN SHIP THIS, BUT I DONT HATE IT EITHER!

Sting: WELL ION LIKE MINERVA LIKE THAT SO WHY BOTHER!

Me: BECAUSE OF CONTENT~

Other Slayers:

Gajeel: Is that idiot really running away from Sting?

Rouge: Yeah, she really is.

Wendy: Do you think Author San will be okay?

Everyone else: No.

Me: HELP MEEEEEE~

*After being tortured*

Me: O-Okay... So I confirmed Sting isn't okay w-with what I d-did.

Laxus: No shit Sherlock.

Me: I can't even argue because of how broken I am now.

Laxus: Uh-huh.

Cobra: Why in the hell do you think it was a good idea to do that?

Me: Because... I'm smart af-

Cobra: Keep telling yourself that.

Me: I WiLl pEaSeNt!

Cobra: tf did you called me?

Me: I called you a hoe.

Gajeel: THAT ISNT WHAT YOU EVEN SAID!

Me: STFU GAJEEL!

Gajeel: MAKE ME!

Me: *shows a train*

Gajeel: ... *dies*

Me: Anyways y'all better react, because I'm losing patience at this point.

Wendy: Uhm... I ship them like siblings but I can't tell if they both want to be romantically together...

Me: Yeah, I'm in the mEh with this ship. Ion hate it, but ion really ship it either. :3

Wendy: Author San... I'm so happy you're being mature...

Me: I'm aLwAyS mAtUrE wHaT aRe YoU tAlKiNg aBoUt?

Wendy: Nevermind. 💧

Me: :3

Cobra: I honestly had enough of this bullshit. I'm out bai suckers!

Me: Have a horrible day! *flips him off*

Cobra: *flips me off*

Me: Okay NEXT!

Rouge: Honestly, I don't care who the hell he dates.

Me: That was a horrible reaction NEXT!

Laxus: Didn't I react to this?

Me: No you dumbo.

Laxus: Well, I DONT care.

Me: Alright, next!

Natsu: I hate it.

Me: Why?

Natsu: Cause Minerva hurt Luce.

Me: AWWW! But Minerva changed and Lucy forgives her!

Natsu: idc.

Me: Aight.

Gajeel: Idc I'll ship it.

Me; OkIe dOkIe!

Me: tbh I don't have much opinion on this ship sO yEeT!

Me: Anyways sorry for not posting I got caught up with grades! :3 ily all sm bai bai!