Me: WHAT THE HELL!!!!

Wendy: STAY AWAY FROM ROMEO, GALAXY!

Me: I DONT EVEN KNOW HIM!! I DONT EVEN SHIP IT!!!!!

Natsu: Gosh Wendy I never knew you liked romeo that much I would of setup you two.

Lucy: Dont you guys think this ship is really odd because Michelle is older than Romeo.

Mira: By one year.

Laxus: That is true.

Gajeel: mostly I think the ship is weird too since romeo is 14 and galaxy is 15 I believe so it wouldn't work out.

Cobra: Thats true.

Me: Lucy and gajeel both of you guys are wrong about my age Im 12! 2 years younger than Romeo!

Wendy: I even knew that.

Sting + rouge: This ship is pretty cute

Wendy: STING ROUGE BOTH OF YOU ARE DEAD!!!

Me: let me take care of them.

Mira Lucy and Natsu: You guys messed up big time!

Me: sky flame dragon.........

Sting + Rouge: Bring it on

Me: ROOOAAR

*Sting and rouge passes out with a bunch of scars*

Me: Ha all bark and no bite!

Everyone except for me: Scary!

Me: That'll teach them a lesson to not mess with my ships!

Everyone except for me: agreed

Wendy: that was cool but this ship is really messed up anyways

Everyone: True.

Me: Outro everyone

Everyone: We hope you enjoyed this chapter michelle doesn't own fairy tail if ship did some of these ships might of been true.

Me: Thats right but some ships all already cannon. Isn't that right Pikachu.

Laxus: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PIKACHU!

Me: *laughs* until next time me and the dragonslayers are going to go on a job.

Everyone: Bye minna!