Me: *speaks in Japanese about the ship*

Natsu: Oi! You know Japanese?!

Me: of course I'm taking classes

Cobra: Thats weird for a 1-

Me: SHUT UP COBRA OR ILL ATTACK YOU AGAIN

Cobra: Why so hostile?

Me: BECAUSE IM A WEREWO- you know I don't want to waste my time on you dumba-

Cobra: Michelle why are you so hostile today?

Me: DUMBASS YOU CAN READ MINDS SO WHY DO I HAVE TO ANSWER YOU'RE GOD DAMN QUESTIONS?!

Wendy: Poor Michelle cobra is being pretty rude to her

Lucy: Yea

Mira: definitely

Natsu: Why do we have to talk to her?! She's being annoying!!

Laxus gajeel sting and rouge: Thats true Natsu

Me: Grrrrrrrrr UGHHH ITS BAD ENOUGH SOME ONE TRIED TO CUT MY SWEATER WITH SCISSORS TWO DAYS AGO I LOVE MY SWEATERS ANDI BACKED UP TO A CHAIR PILE AND HE STOPPED AND LAUGHED AND PUTTED THE SCISSORS DOWN LIKI IT WAS A GOD DAMN JOKE!!!! GRRUGH!!!!!!!

Boys: *sweatdrops* you kinda deserve i-

Me: Iron shadow dragon iron fist! *Punches the boys*

Lucy: it sounds like Michelle isnt in a good mood today with the boys

Boys: Way to state the obvious genuis

Mira: oh dear

Me: That was the final straw *eyes turn red* readers this ship is a no and I have to beat out the leaving hell out of the boys all pourse dragonslayer out! You. Guys. Are. Dead!

Mira: This will be fun to watch

Wendy: Yeah michelle~sama is really mad so she can get fired up really quickly

Lucy: True

Girls(expect for me): Bye readers! Take the fight outside please!

Me: You guys can watch outside as well but here's a warning it's best to stay close to my house

-ever one goes outside-

Natsu: Fire dragon...

Gajeel: Iron dragon...

Rouge: shadow dragon...

Sting: Holy dragon...

Laxus: lighting dragon...

Cobra: poison dragon...

Boys: ROOOAAAAR!!

Me: Thats all you can do? *Blocks move* All pourse dragon slayer....

Natsu: What the hell did she say

Me: ROOOOOAAAAAAR!

Boys: DAMNIT! *Flies away*

Me: Bye readers!