《Random Jojo One Shots and Headcannons》Birthday Headcannons
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I'm starting to do headcannons because writing a fic just takes so much more work than you'd imagine, so this is an easier way to get my ideas across. My 17th birthday is on Tuesday so to celebrate early I decided to start of with this :). There might be a second posted later (more info on that at end of chapter A/N)
What a random assortment of characters would do for your birthday! Gender neutral! NSFW acts implied (not for underage characters dw!)
-He would love to take you to an aquarium/zoo, he couldn't decide which you'd prefer, and he wanted to keep it a surprise, so he bought two tickets to both the aquarium and the zoo and let you decide where you wanted to go on your special day.
-If your birthday is on a school day he's going to force you to skip school to have fun with him, his apparent reasoning being that it isn't as crowded with children on school days and that quote:
"Your birthday is only once a year! All of this wouldn't be as special if it was a different day than this one."
-If you chose the zoo, prepare become the adult in the relationship because he suddenly turns into a 5 year old at the very sight of the tigers and lions. It's very cute watching him look at them in adoration.
-He doesn't become as childish at the aquarium but instead he constantly compares you to every pretty fish he sees, telling you how you're so much prettier than them and how happy he is to be with such a wonderful person.
-The entire gift shop can easily become yours if you wanted it to, or at least most of it if you asked (after all, he's not an unlimited source of money). He wants to buy you at least 2 plushies that'll remind you of him and what he did for your birthday. He's very sweet but sometimes he doesn't see how much is 'too much' just because he's so blinded by his love for you.
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-Usually he can't plan things very well, but with some help from Bucciarati he was able to make this work.
-He is definitely taking you to an amusement park, or at the very least a fair/carnival.
-You are going on every ride with him. Every. Ride. Whether you like it or not.
-He really wants to win you one of those oversized animal plushies you always see hanging above the game booth.
-He will spend almost all of his money trying to get it, plus he gets into a heated argument with the guy running the game, but eventually he wins it!
-You have to call Bucciarati to come over and use sticky fingers on it just to make it fit in the car. Bucciarati was kinda upset that he had to drive all the way over just for that, but you don't ask him for too many favors so that's the least he could do for you. He cares about you two a lot :).
-Listen, you guys are probably not going out anywhere, instead you'll probably stay inside all day watching movies and then cook something nice together in the evening.
-I think he's more handsy and affectionate than usual though. While you're both watching a movie, if it starts to get sad he starts to hold you tighter than before, and he quickly eases up when it gets better. It doesn't sound like a lot but when it's coming from someone like him it's significant. You're very important to him and that's how he shows it (other than in the bedroom).
-He's definitely going to try and cook your favorite meal for dinner after a few movies, he found a recipe that he thinks you'll like in a cook book and he's somewhat hopeful it'll turn out ok.
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-It was beyond yummy and you made sure to shower him in praise after you were finished eating, even though he doesn't think he deserves it.
A/N
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So this seemed a little short than I imagined it to be, sorry :(
I really want to write headcannons/imagines for teaching Josuke or Narancia English cause I think that'll be the cutest thing (which is probably what I'll be writing as soon as I post this), so please tell me if you want to see that!! Feedback is extremely appreciated!!!
Also I'm recovering from my surgery well, and my schizophrenia decided to back off for a while so I'm finally in a good state of mind to write!!! Yay!!!!!!
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