《Random Jojo One Shots and Headcannons》Teaching Them English Headcannons!
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This was very cute in my head, especially for Josuke. Hopefully it's as cute as it sounds. This is definitely longer than the last headcannons but there's only Narancia and Josuke so...(and a little Jotaro)
(If my friends found this I would actually die, please don't send it to them lol. (yeah my name is Tara))
Summary: Teaching Narancia and Josuke English + a little bit of Jotaro
-He deadass thought English would be easier than math since he already learned some words from Snoop Dog's songs.
-He couldn't be so far from the truth like honey no-
-Basically this is a combined effort between you and Fugo since nobody else in the gang has a good grasp on the language other than you two.
-But unfortunately Fugo gave up after 3 sessions, so now it's up to you to teach your boyfriend, yay for you!
-At first he's struggling really bad, it's hard to watch.
-When he finally understood the very basics, it was incredibly relieving.
"My...name...is Narancia?"
-For some reason he learns better and faster when it's coming from you. I wonder why?
-You bought some childrens books hoping that it'll help him understand it better, thinking they use very basic English and easy to understand words.
-At first he seemed offended though. He started thinking that you thought of him as a child, but after explaining how the stories would help him he immediately relaxed and went back to normal. Someone treating him like a child or a baby is something that really gets on his nerves so don't do it too often (or at all).
-Once he starts noticing that he can understand the lyrics to his favorite songs just a little better, he becomes inspired to keep on learning.
-He'll randomly ask you what certain words mean. More often than not though those words in question are dirty words, and you're not sure if you should really be telling him the meaning of them or not.
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-Fugo will give you a weird face as Narancia begs to know what it means. I think Fugo's trying to tell you something, but the meaning of his face just isn't apparent to you at all.
-If you do tell him, those words will suddenly become his favorite to use in an argument.
-Hearing him call people a "bitch" and a "hoe" just hits differently, he has a really strong accent when he says it too which makes it kinda cute in a way.
-He's getting the hang of it, albeit slowly, but he's getting there.
-Wow! You can speak English fluently? He thinks that might be the second coolest thing about you (first being how wonderful of a person you are).
-He's learning english in school, but he hasn't paid any attention to the class and was doing horribly in it, until you came along.
-Before you guys started dating and were friends, he tried to have a basic conversations with you in english (from what he could remember from school) to try and impress and swoon you, but usually it was very hard to understand on your end and sounded like a bunch of nonsense.
-You offered to help him with his english but he saw that offer as an invitation to hang out instead.
-You had to convince him otherwise and eventually he reluctantly agreed, though he still enjoyed his time with you.
-He's surprisingly good at remembering words/definitions and sentence structure, but pronunciation is still the hardest for him.
-So you came up with the idea to sing Prince and ABBA songs together, like Dancing Queen or Little Red Corvette to help him practice. Him hearing you sing made him blush . Even if you weren't the best at it, it was still very cute to him.
-Tomoko was not happy about the music volume, but listening to those songs were nostalgic to her so she allowed it just this time.
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-He will literally invite you over saying that he wants to practice english, but in reality he just has a big fat crush on you and really wants to see you again. Remember he's a pure love kinda guy :)
-His teacher keeps asking him where he learned certain words from though, since you teach him words that the teacher hasn't taught yet by mistake (for example: difficult and frustration).
-He just says he learned it from a friend, but he wishes he could call you more than a friend.
-I think he's good at English already, he's very smart and picked it up easily, I think he learned a lot from the crusaders too.
-He just struggles to remember certain words and what they mean sometimes, so he will ask you a load of those questions.
"What's that big green fruit called again?"
"Uhh...a watermelon?"
"Thanks."
-He can't spell very well sometimes, so he asks you if certain words are spelled right on his papers and stuff.
-His accent isn't that strong but sometimes he slips up mid sentence and it's the cutest thing ever ISTG
A/N
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I'm in a writing mood, I might write a small Josuke fic right after this with a shy reader because fuck it I love Josuke too now
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