《JJBA X Reader》JoJo's Christmas Headcanons
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This is my first HC, parts 1-6 bc I haven't read 7-8
Merry Christmas guys ❤️🎄 🎁
Jonathan:
• Wakes you up calmly with a smile on his face
• Don't feel like getting up? He'll carry you to the tree and make you some hot chocolate
• Definitely got you the thing you wanted the most, but if you weren't sure then some BEAUTIFUL jewellery
• Kids? He got dumb toys for them but since they really wanted them he couldn't say no
• You enjoy Christmas indoors, maybe going outside to make a snowman
• SNOW. ANGELS.
• It's getting dark and you're freezing cold, so he brings you to the couch by the fireplace
• He wraps a blanket around both of you and hugs you like you're his small teddy bear
• Christmas FEAST. How do you think Jonathan's so strong?
• Definitely some baking
• Bedtime! Lots of cuddles 🥰
Joseph:
• Picks you up and starts shaking you excitedly like a little boy
• You wake up, then start kicking out of his grasp but failed
• He runs down the stairs with you slung on his shoulder
• Kids? He runs back to their rooms and picks them up with ease and brings them down
• Rips gift wrapping to pieces
• You guys tried baking, but failed
• Fun experience though!
• Joseph makes a pile of snow and THROWS you into it then throws himself into it
• Your kids run to you with fear in their eyes
• Cold? HE THROWS YOU INTO THE FIREPLACE
• Kidding... unless
• You're warmed up now and ready for the dinner you prepared yourself because Joseph can't cook
• Joseph does magic tricks with his hamon for the kids
• You go to bed with his arms wrapped very tight around you
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Jotaro:
• You're the one who wakes him up excitedly
• He groans so you try to pull him off the bed
• He grabs your arm and pulls you back into bed with him
• "5 more minutes."
• Can't escape his grasp D:
• Kids? You wake them up and they run to the tree
• You run off as Jotaro watches you with a small smile
• SNOWMAN ☃️ / Snow sculpture that Star Platinum made of himself
• You and Jotaro watch as your kids and Star play in the snow
• His arm is wrapped around your waist
• Cold? He gives you his coat, leaving him in his turtleneck
• Holly comes over for dinner and helps you make it
• As well as the desserts MMM
• Everyone's sleepy, so you go to bed
• Moments later you feel him behind you and he spoons you
• Author-chan is about to squeal of happiness
Josuke:
• Much like Joseph, Josuke taps you repeatedly with his adorable grin
• You wake up and he slings you around his shoulder and dashes to the tree
• He hit your head on the wall but quickly healed it LMAO
• "Josuke! You can't just hurt me then brush it off and heal me!"
• He kisses your head and you angrily forgave him while blushing
• Kids? They're already running down the steps
• Josuke got what they wanted of course, even though it hurt his wallet
• Got you your favourite thing, or maybe a rain check for a fancy dinner soon
• You all go out to play in the snow
• Josuke makes a sculpture of you
• Dinner, more magic tricks with reversing ingredients (but you get mad because you prepared it only to be reversed lol)
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Giorno:
• BIG CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH THE GANG. HE'S A MAFIA BOSS.
• You better believe you dressed up fancy as hell for dinner
• And your kids? SPOILED with gifts
• You? Giorno got you what you wanted, even if it was so hard to obtain
• Giorno doesn't seem like the type to play in snow, but will definitely do something with GE to impress the kids
• Cold? Long hugs
• Bedtime? You go to bed knowing you're safe in his arms
• MISTLETOE
Jolyne:
• Christmas party with her friends but you find Anasui quite weird
• You know that attack Jolyne has with the baseball and her string? Imagine that with a snowball
• You play with Emporio because he's best boy
• Jolyne tried to get what you wanted and the kids but she went to prison for murder and shes probably banned everywhere
• CUDDLES, Stone Free will wrap you in a burrito if you're cold
• Desserts for sure
• Normal family dinner, that's all she really wanted because she didn't get that for most of her life (AHEM Jotaro)
SUPER SORRY FOR POSTING SO LATE I was busy
What did y'all get for Christmas (if you celebrate)? I got a Gon and Killua lamp!
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