《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku #22
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Irrational brass doves, antebellum bands,
foreshadow tall gray wolves.
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Singer Sailor Merchant Mage
Car . . . Ice . . . Corner . . . Do not mix. But never mind! Here I am - alive somehow and somewhere different? There's an orange glow and I can't control my body much . . . Wow I'm tired . . . it's time to sleep again . . . Join our lead getting used to their new world from the womb and their new life with stats, levels and magic. What would you do if you were given a second chance at life? Very slow burn, Slice of life, Levels, Skills and Stats Warning I : Will be in the womb till Chapter 14 but small 1000 word chapters so only around 15,000 words before birth. Warning II : Slow pace and world building learning from a child's perspective about the world, they are not told about everything instantly. They grow they learn at their own pace. Larger Synopsis for the larger world. Follow our lead as they explore the world of the Compass Kingdoms, who battle and war on the main continent. The story will be about levelling up their friends and families lives as much as themselves. The challenges they will all face in trying to build a better future against the powers that would like things to stay the same or take advantages of the changes.
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A Snake's Life
The Afterlife isn't always what you think… The loving father of three children, Alfred lived a life of few regrets. He served his country far from home. He outlived his soulmate. He died alone. However, Albert's intentions about a peaceful eternity, reunited with his wife, are thrown out the window when a meddling god digs his fingers into Albert’s afterlife. The positive? He has a chance to make things right—to live the life that was so cruelly taken from him the first time. Reincarnating into a world full of magical evolutions, monstrous deer, and sassy ten-year-old elves, Albert worries he doesn't have a chance of surviving the three-hundred-years the god promised it would take to reunite him with his beloved. But if life has taught Albert anything it’s this: If something is worth having, it's worth fighting for. And he intends to fight.
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I will absolutely cultivate
Indeed I wished to be in a Fantasy world of swords and magic. Indeed I wished to transmigrate in a body of a beautiful lady. Indeed I wished to be exceptional. But--- why did it have to be like this?!
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Tale of the War God
In the beginning there were six Gods. Due to a dispute between two of them, they split into two sides and waged a war. At the climax, one God gave his life to end it. Time passed and his existence was slowly forgotten. Until one fateful day, due to the actions of a single girl, he was brought back. But the real challenge for the God had begun, because in a world that seemed to get along without him... ...Was he even needed? This is a story about the God of War, Calgar, and the lives of the people he encounters. Follow along as he struggles to regain his former powers, hesitate over his relationship with the other Gods, and learns what exactly has happened to the world in his absence. Warning: Tagged 15+ for Gore, Violence, and Mild Language Cover Art is Balthazar armor concept from Guild Wars, for which Calgar is based on.
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Can I really create a VR game?
A jack of all trade trying to create a Virtual Reality game He isn't a genius He has no money nor connections He doesn't even have the required technology to run a full-dive VR program and has to make it by himself He will do it in the way no regular people ever thought about Will he success? Obviously he will, since this is his story. He will success not because he can do what people can't. He will success because he can see what people overlooked. But is the goal really that important? Or it is the process?
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The Traveling Dungeon
Dale had finally started to get a hold of his existence as a dungeon core. His dungeon was working, the challenges were popular, he had a large swath of texts on magic to work through, and his core was as protected as he could reasonably make it. Everything should have been perfect. Then he reached a tad too far, grabbed ahold of a new skill for the manipulation of Essence and so began his ascension to godhood! Which was a nice way of saying his soul was sucked through space, torn and shredded, and shoved into a conceptual body.ie, he appeared in the Hall of the Gods suddenly. Without clothing.This would have been simply an amusing anecdote if he wasn't then instantly yanked out of the Hall of the Gods by a person who appeared to be cos-playing a cross between a plumber and accountant. Oh, and he had a grip like iron and could freeze the other gods at will. A small detail, but a concerning one.Now Dale is forced to deal with being a God, a Dungeon Core, and act as the lynchpin in a divine universe jailbreak attempt.Oh, and of course, the Gods still have all the drama that you would expect. Naturally.
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