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Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 5: The Hunting Grounds
Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 1 is now on Amazon! mybook.to/dungeoncrawlercarl Book 2 is also now available! mybook.to/dungeoncrawlercarl2Royal Road and Patreon is where to get the newest chapters and releases. The apocalypse will be televised! A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible.In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth—from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds—collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground.The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot. A dungeon so enormous, it circles the entire globe.Only a few dare venture inside. But once you're in, you can't get out. And what's worse, each level has a time limit. You have but days to find a staircase to the next level down, or it's game over. In this game, it's not about your strength or your dexterity. It's about your followers, your views. Your clout. It's about building an audience and killing those goblins with style.You can't just survive here. You gotta survive big.You gotta fight with vigor, with excitement. You gotta make them stand up and cheer. And if you do have that "it" factor, you may just find yourself with a following. That's the only way to truly survive in this game—with the help of the loot boxes dropped upon you by the generous benefactors watching from across the galaxy.They call it Dungeon Crawler World. But for Carl, it's anything but a game. DCC Discord! 10/01/20 The first several chapters of DCC are now off of Royal Road because the book is on Amazon. I want to thank all of you for 9 months of amazing support. This is and Patreon will always be the place for the newest chapters and content, but to comply with Amazon's Kindle Unlimited policy, I can't have more than 10% of the story up here. This is a work in progress. Major editing will be done after the book is complete, so there will be egregious typos and parts that make no sense whatsoever. Please, please feel free to point any and all of these things out. Chapters WILL get edited, and that editing might break earlier chapters. I will attempt to keep readers apprised of all changes. Updates one-two days a week.
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The Magic Lumberjack
Kane — who once was a mighty ax saint and master blacksmith — fell from his glory after completing his vengeance. He fled to a faraway kingdom but was killed by an invading demon in an unfortunate event. For an unknown reason, his journey somehow hasn’t ended yet. Kane found himself in the body of a lumberjack’s son. He had to return to his former strength before pursuing the demon. And thus, he worked hard and strived to become a strong warrior just like his previous life in the upcoming aptitude evaluation. “I’m definitely going to become a warrior!” The result came out. The horrendous muscle pain after training and countless times swinging his ax were only to become... a mage. “Wait, what?” Follow Kane Foxsnove — who had never used magic in his both lives — becomes the first ax-wielding mage, the magic lumberjack. --- Visit my Patreon for more chapters: https://www.patreon.com/hathnuz A rewrite of Magic Lumberjack. Some romance will be added in the later chapters. Special thanks to 'Arsha' and 'Nebiros' for helping me with the writing process, and my patron for the support! Edited by 'skillet' until chapter 34, you can check her novel out here
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GENESIS
Col. Petros Arkansas (Ret.) is abducted from his comfortable home by aliens and his life changes forever. He sets out on this wild adventure of self-discovery, self-enhancement, and in some rare instances self-awareness with little choice. The path he chooses is filled with creatures of folklore, legends and outlandish alien beings, and the steps he takes are far less traveled. Along the way, he discovers his new masters have grand plans for him, if only he would folllow their rules (like that's ever going to happen). Yet, despite all these obstacles, Petros digs deep into that dogged Spec-Ops persona, and meets the road he treads with a hard, determined step, and a willingness to run as fast as he can. Will he run towards these challenges... or away from them? Embark on this epic journey within the Abduction Chronicles.
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Surewinter
A young man's virtual life and real life become inextricably entwined when a player named Surewinter reaches out to him for help on a popular VRPG game, only to be discovered dead the next morning—her body washed up face down in a canal. Now a suspect, he's forced to navigate Abaddon Online, an illegal underground VR game where what's real and what's virtual is sometimes hard to discern, and clear his name before he becomes the next victim. He must earn the trust of a new guild, overcome the players set to kill him, and keep the true killer from knowing that he's closing in.
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Human Hunter
This story is about an insane and overwhelmingly skilled murderer nicknamed - Human Hunter. Disgusted with the way mankind has polluted, damaged, and overtaken the earth, he makes it his mission to return the favor. One day hoping to eradicate the human race entirely, giving this planet back to who it truly belongs to. Nature. Throughout his journey, Human Hunter will encounter beings he didn't know existed, abilities he wasn't aware were possible, and odds that will require his entire arsenal to overcome. No matter what is thrown his way though, Human Hunter never strays from his ideals, and continues to hunt.. every.. last.. human.
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--a dream he loves; a dream he can't touch; a dream that's killing him. --(cover by me)
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