《Absurd Haikus, an Autobiography》absurd haiku # 31
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His chess king found with estranged red-haired queen. Gunshots become backfires.
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Ascension Rebirth [Dropped]
This has been dropped in favor of a rewrite.Wouldn't it be nice to restart your life from the beginning? Better yet, how about restarting from a world filled to brim with fantasy? However as enticing as that may sound, some people may not want such an opportunity. Some people might have actually enjoyed the life that they have right now, but as everyone knows; destiny is a cruel mistress. During the flight to a business meeting our protagonist dies in a plane crash. When all hope seemed lost he finds himself reborn into a different world as the child of a lesser noble. A world filled with monsters and magic. Rules of physics are regularly broken and things almost impossible to exist, exist! Already aged 32, this fantasy life was a little too much for an old man, were he any younger he might have actually even enjoyed it but right now he wants nothing more than to live a quiet and peaceful life. Of course things don't go his way, from finding the secrets of the universe and curious visits ranging from the Demon Lord to the Nation's ruler he finds himself the centerpiece of all sorts of tedious events. With the mind of a fully grown adult and the body of a mere child, life only throws more and more problems at him. How will he deal with the ongoing problem? Find out!Warning - dark and sexual content.
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Secunda
A young woman becomes the unlikely host to a monstrous skull and now must adapt to her strange new partner. However, he doesn’t come without challenges as she soon finds out. On top of it all, an old friend comes back into her life with a new dangerous stranger stalking right behind.
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The Yew Wood Warrior
His homes broken, his friends captured, a young Warrior named Ivo must walk a thorny path to find his friends and rebuild his home, as well as take revenge on the people that ruined his life. The magical city of Enceling is full of dangers, but he must do what needs to be done.
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Bound by Moonlight
Emmy Adelfi is your typical small town teenage girl. She deals with friendship, bullies, witchcraft and unrequited love. However, everything changes when Emmy's grandmother is mysteriously murdered, setting into motion a series of events that involve Emmy being magically bound to her best friend, his brother, and the town bad boy and making an enemy of a terrifying creature she'd previously thought to only exist in myth. With this creature out for her blood, Emmy must figure out how to survive and navigate her new relationship with three guys all while dealing with becoming the next high priestess of the famous Adelfi Coven.
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Vyndra Stories
After a horrible experience, Tom begins his new life in Vyndra. It is a new planet with a very different way of life than what you were used to. It is not only inhabited by human beings but by other alien species and virtual creatures that swarm in the network. Being a Gifted, he is obliged to serve his species, being nothing more than a child, he only follows what they indicate, but he will try to find his place and a goal to move forward.
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[CANCLED] Erwin Siegmar [First Draft?]
A new (old) ship, A new life, and new opportunities await Chester Von Sebastion after his official coming of age. The family and the Von Sebastion house have their expectations, but out beyond the reach of orbital stations and the scanner sweeps of other warships, is there really anything to tie down a young Rogue Trader with a thirst for Archeotech and the next best thing to a mobile shipyard?Far beyond Chester's sight there luks at least two foes from his past that seek his corruption and downfall. Navigator Dannan knows of one, but the other... Updates on Wednesdays (EST). Usually. Arisverse Book 4. Each book is meant to be read independantly, though they do tie together...Book 1: Aegis Book 2: Ignis Book 3: Into the Hulk
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