《Kookv oneshots》New student
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(Based off: Guys don't like me - IT!)
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"Okay class, We have a new student..Please come in!" The teacher announces as a black haired male with curly hair entered, The girl's eyes widen. He was an ex-idol who is still friends with lots of idols
"Hello everyone." He paused "My name's Jungkook." He bows as everyone smiles and greets him hello. "Okay, Jungkook go sit anywhere you want, Just don't cause trouble on your first day" The teacher sighs knowing how the new students always cause the same trouble
"I won't" Jungkook reassures sitting somewhere in the middle of the class next to a pink haired female and a purple haired male
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"Pfft- The new boy probably moved here just to be crowded around. Like I get he was a famous kpop idol, That's no big deal!" A male groans, "Eh, They still are pretty popular. I suppose it is a big reason?" Taehyung sighs
"Hmph, Now all the girl's are gonna be wrapped around his finger...And not mines!" He exclaims angrily, "Dude calm down. It's not like he'll magically make everyone fall in love with him by his charms." Taehyung says placing a hand on Jiko's shoulder
Jiko was about popularity and looks, He'd never be friends with anyone "ugly". That's why his only friend is mainly Taehyung...
"Don't worry Mr. Jiko, I'll leave some people for you." Jungkook grins standing behind Taehyung, He puts a hand on Taehyung's shoulder "Hey! Don't touch him." Jiko exclaims pulling Taehyung away from Jungkook
"Jiko!" Taehyung exclaimed. "Hm" Jungkook chuckles "Something wrong? Think I'm gonna steal your boyfriend?" He asks smiling while having his hands in his pockets
"We're...Just friends." Jiko sighs looking at Jungkook angrily, "Don't mind him! He's just uh, Not used to someone with charms like you." Taehyung pushes Jiko slightly enough so he can pat Jungkook on the shoulder
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"Taehyung! Don't you see what he's doing? He's using his charms to take you away from me~!" Jiko whined like an anime scene, Taehyung takes a deep breath "Your friend seems to be a bit childish...If you need someone manly to talk to, You know who to come to."—
Jungkook winks flicking Taehyung's shoulder before walking off, Taehyung blinks blushing a bit, Not gonna lie. He sees what's Jiko up to, He doesn't wanna loose his best friend "C'mon Jiko, Let's go eat lunch before we miss it again." Taehyung smiles
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"Jennie- All I said is I might be attracted to a guy..." Taehyung says, "Yeah? I know what you said!" Jennie smiles walking back and forth to him
"THEN WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WEAR A WEDDING DRESS?" Taehyung screams making Jennie blink then laugh, "Sorry Sorry, I'll take the dress off you..." Jennie exclaims taking the white fluffy dress off Taehyung's slim body
"Look, I just came here for advice. The male I like is an ex-idol...Jiko doesn't like him...And I'm not sure if he's gay!" Taehyung whines plopping down onto Jennie's bed
"Ugh, It's that Jeon Jungkook boy, Am I right?" She asks. "Yeah?" He says surprised. "Mmm...I'm aware of him, Lisa knows him...Y'know, My Girlfriend Lisa?" Jennie smiles
Taehyung gasps "Do you think Lisa Unnie will give me some advice on him?" Taehyung falls off the bed getting on his knees for Jennie who hummed
"Hm...I suppose, But it'll cost you." Jennie grins looking down at Taehyung who groans, "Whatever..."
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"Yeah my girlfriend's brother likes you, Like a lot!" Lisa smiles at Jungkook who awkwardly ate his fries, "Is this why you brought me here? To talk about your girlfriend's brother?" He asks sighing
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"Eh, Precisely." Lisa smiles stealing a fry from him making the male pout. "Show me how he looks and I'll think about it." Jungkook says drinking his coke
"Okay..." Lisa says pulling out her phone, She picks a photo of Taehyung sleeping that Jennie sent to her. Jungkook almost spat his drink out, He coughed.
"Shit– Taehyung likes me!?" He asks shocked, "Yeah...You know him?" She asks confused with a raised eye brow, "Uh kinda...His friend hates me." He chuckles awkwardly
"Li....Lisa!" Taehyung says appearing beside her panting, "Taehyung, What's wrong?" Lisa asks worried. "Can you say Ily?" He asks. "Uh...Ily?"
"HA! Now I gotta run back to the house to tell Jennie I won. Uh...Would you mind driving me back to our house?" Taehyung asks Lisa who laughs. "Have a drink." She says grabbing Jungkook's drink
"Liz–" Taehyung blinks holding Jungkook's drink before giving it back to him awkwardly, "Hmm~?" She asks smiling, "You didn't tell him...Right?" He asks
"Uh...Heh..I kinda um, Outted you out" She answers, Taehyung's eyes widen "So...He knows!?" Taehyung exclaims
"Yes I do darling." Jungkook chuckles "Here, Have a seat, I'd like to talk to you." Jungkook pats his thigh for Taehyung to sit on, Taehyung looked and Lisa with hesitation, She nods softly before Taehyung makes his way to sit on Jungkook's lap
"So. You have a crush on me, Correct?" Jungkook asks bouncing Taehyung lightly, "Yeah." Taehyung gulps, "May I ask why? Like why'd you suddenly fall for me." Jungkook asks
"Uh..I don't know, Just looking at you seems like a bad boy. But I do know for in fact you're a small cutie that had a nice personality" Taehyung answers, Jungkook looked offended in the "small cutie" part which made Lisa chuckle
"Hmm...And because I know you and Jiko would get along, Well...It would take time." Taehyung says fidgeting with his fingers
"Okay...I suppose that's a good explanation, And I'll be your boyfriend on one condition." Jungkook sighs in a cool bad boy way (lmao)
"H-Huh? What's the reason..?" Taehyung asks gulping
"Really?" Taehyung pouts, "Yeah! You look so cute in a bunny onesie." Jungkook pinches Taehyung's cheeks, "Pfft– So I'm guessing you 2 are together now?" Jennie asks
"I guess so." Jungkook shrugs as Taehyung gets up from the floor, "This is stupid, I don't wanna be stuck in a bunny onesie forever!" Taehyung stomped his foot pouting angrily
"What's better, Having sex as a punishment or a bunny onesie for whenever I'm here?" Jungkook asks making Jennie look at him in a "oop" face
"What the actual hell– Where did sex come from!?" Taehyung exclaims, "Hmm, I don't know...Let's find out." Jungkook pick up Taehyung bridal style and walks towards the bathroom
"HEY PUT ME DOWN! PRIVACY SIR–" Taehyung screams then it goes quiet, Jennie raises an eye brow and decides to check what's happening, She walks towards the bathroom and starts to hear grunts
Followed by mumbled moaning and lots of clapping noises, Oh fuck– Guess Taehyung lost his virginity
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