《Kookv oneshots》I wanna ruin our friendship
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As Taehyung scrolled through tiktok he sees this new trend with the song 'I wanna ruin our friendship' he was bored so he decides to do it. He decided to type a random number and message them
Taehyung's eyes widen, He didn't know the random number he typed was his school bully
'Oh fuck..He responded again...' Taehyung gulps and looks at the text
Taehyung blushes and decides to respond
Taehyung was freaking out, Not only did he get the hardest phone number to get, THE DUDE LITERALLY SAID 'I'll see you in class'
He immediately called his friend
"Hello?" Jimin asks, "JIMIN! EMERGENCY" Taehyung freaked out, "Huh? What's wrong!?" The male asks concerned from the other line
"I ACCIDENTALLY GOT JUNGKOOK'S PHONE NUMBER" Taehyung yells
Jimin spat his drink out "You mean..Our JEON JUNGKOOK?"
"Yeah.." Taehyung answers flustered
"Yooo- How'd you get his phone number? He has like 2, One for public and the other is like- So hard to get!"
"I was just tryna do this trend on tiktok and I accidently stumbled across his number-" Taehyung whined feeling butterflies in his stomach
Jimin laughs "How cool- Did he respond back?"
"Yeah, He even said he'll see me in class tommorow" Taehyung says with red cheeks
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Taehyung shows Jimin the text message making the shorter male tease Taehyung, "Oh stop it-" Taehyung stopped talking once he saw Jungkook sitting in the seat next to Taehyung
"Um.." The brunette male looks at the blonde, "Is he allowed to sit there?" Jimin asks confuses. "I dunno.." Taehyung shrugs
The 2 males walk over "Um- I think you're in Jimin's seat" Taehyung says shyly, Jungkook looks up from his phone which was showing the text messages from Taehyung "No, I don't think so." He smiles
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Taehyung swore he turned red as a tomato right there "Rude, Hey I'll just sit behind you" Jimin pats Taehyung's shoulder before taking a seat behind the table
Taehyung pouts loving sitting with his bestfriend but decides to sit down beside Jungkook who watched his every move "You found my phone number? Did anyone tell you it.." He asks
Taehyung bit his bottom lip "No, I just typed a random number.." His heart skips a beat, "I see, Well that's lucky of you" Jungkook leans his head back "Maybe we should chat more, It'd be lovely to talk to a goddess" He flirted
Taehyung's eyes widen, He glances at his friend who just listened to everything with a teasing giggle "I- I don't consider myself as a goddess" He awkwardly chuckles
Jungkook turns his head to Taehyung who gulps "From your social media it says everything" He smiles. What the hell? He has my social medias!?
"I stalk your tiktok, Instagram, and Twitter, Though I'd like to see you post more on Insta..Shame you kinda abandoned it last month..But I did save a few photos"
Taehyung blinks, He never expected his bully to be nice to him today..Not to mention seem weird. Jungkook's eyes widen before realizing what he just said "O-Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't want to act like a creep" Jungkook awkwardly laughs
"It's...It's fine" I wonder if he has any photos of me..
The 2 males awkwardly looked away "I..I actually found your private twitter too, Though I didn't bother to send a follow request" Taehyung awkwardly spoke, "Huh? Oh! Heh.." Fuck, I don't want him seeing how I talk about him in that account!
Yoongi walked over "Dude..Shoot your chance, I'm tired seeing spams in my notifications about you simping over him on twitter.." He whispers, Jungkook turns red "Oh shut up"
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Jungkook stares at his camera roll, Mostly filled with cute photos of Taehyung "Mm.." He mutters blushing. He looks surprised to see Taehyung text him
He panicks but quickly texts back
His heart started to beat, I..I can ask him out tommorow
Taehyung smiles and his follow was accepted, He gladly looks at the posts
He blushes, He waited for me to post?
Taehyung was blushing red as a tomato again "what the hell?" He exclaims all shy
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The next day was awkward for the 2 males, Jungkook once again took Jimin's seat which sat right next to Taehyung. "Err.." Jungkook mumbles
"..."
"I saw one of your old posts saying you..you liked me?" Taehyung whispers to not embarrass the younger in front of their class, "Huh? Um..Just..Wait until lunch time, And wait for me in front of the Janitor's closet
Taehyung waited outside of the Janitor's closet, The hall was empty because not a lot of students liked going there, Mainly everyone. But because Jungkook's Mother was the principal he made it off limits to everyone but his friends
The door opened and grabbed Taehyung, Taehyung's eyes widen as he was in the dark empty room, A muscular arm gripped his waist while the other pinned him on the door
"Jungkook..?" He asks nervously, "Hm?". Taehyung sighs in relief knowing it was just Jungkook "You scared me~" Taehyung whined, Jungkook bit his lip "Fuck Tae.."
"Huh? What..What did you want to talk about?" Taehyung asks, "Tae..I like you! Like a lot, I want you to be mine..That's why I never really bullied you physically!" Jungkook blurts out
"I..." Before Taehyung can say anything else a pair of soft lips landed on his lips. Jungkook stopped after a few heated minutes "Tae..You really turn me on"
After a few minutes there were skin slapping, Grunts and low growls, As well as praises, Whining, Moaning, And begging
Namjoon stood in front of the door blankly, He knew if Jungkook wasn't in class he'd either be skipping and go home, Be sick, Go to the principal's office to chill, Or the Janitor's closet to sleep
"A-Ah~! Kook!" Taehyung whined with a high pitched moan, "Fuck Baby..Just wait a little"
Oh my fucking god..JUNGKOOK'S FUCKING SOMEONE?
"T-Tae~" Jungkook grunts as the skin slapping started to speed up and more high pitched moans appeared
I- ITS KIM TAEHYUNG HE'S FUCKING!?
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