《Angry Birds movie (rewritten)》Mighty Eagle
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Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie huffed and puffed through dense jungle, waded through sticky swamps, and climbed up sheer cliffs. The trek was tough, but they just kept going. All four birds were excited and nervous about reaching Mighty Eagle's home. As they climbed, Chuck and Bomb talked about Mighty Eagle's legend. Red tried to stay focused on what he would say once they found his hero.
"If there is a Mighty Eagle, how come we don't ever hear his battle cry?" asked Chuck.
"I don't know." Said Red wearily.
"Maybe we have." Added Bomb thoughtfully.
"What makes you say that?" asked Aggie.
"What would a Mighty Eagle battle cry sound like?" Chuck wondered. "You know what? I think I got an idea. Maybe it's something like... 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!'"
"No! That's more like... 'CAW CAW CAW CAW'" said Bomb.
The two birds made 'Might Eagle battle cry' on their journey as Red and Aggie, who covered her ears along the way, got annoyed by their noises. They had kept quiet for hours, but they've reached their limit.
"Stop making Mighty Eagle noises!" Red and Aggie shouted in unison.
"It's like running a nursery. Absolute childcare." Red muttered.
"Someone has anger issues." Chuck sang
Finally, they reached the top of the mountain. The four couldn't wait to see Mighty Eagle's home. But instead of a home, they saw Mighty Eagle's mountain in the distance!
Chuck choked back tears. "This uh... This is the wrong mountain."
"Ugh, my feet are killing me." Aggie groaned. "And I can't glide all the way there."
Only Red, Chuck, and Aggie left the mountain, Bomb left behind as he cried for walking so far and got tired. Red, Chuck, and Aggie went back to get Bomb, which they tried to wake him up from sleeping. The next morning, the four climb on the Mighty Eagle's mountain. When they reached the mountaintop, they pulled themselves up and rested to catch their breaths. After s few seconds, they looked around and saw a clear blue lake. A beautiful twisted tree rested on the shore of the lake. It was all very calm and relaxing, and the four birds could not believe they had finally made it to Mighty Eagle'
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"Oh, wow." Said Bomb as he gazed at the scene before him. "That is simply unreal."
"The Lake of wisdom!" exclaimed Chuck as he stared into the water. He took a deep sip, and Bomb joined him.
"Be honest." Said Bomb to Chuck. "Do I sound any wiser?"
"Oh, way wiser." Agreed Chuck. "You were kind of dumb before, I can say that now."
Red and Aggie climbed up the tree and saw an abandoned nest towards the top. It looked like it had not been used in a long, long time. They began to worry.
"Hey, guys. Nobody's here. I mean, nobody's used this place in years." Red said as he helped Aggie get down from the nest.
"Thanks." Aggie thanked him.
"You're welcome." Red smiled.
Then, they turned around and noticed Chuck and Bomb swimming in the lake. They were swimming, splashing, drinking, and playing in the water, including doing ballerina water dance. Red felt it was rude to play in the sacred lake. Aggie felt disgust of what Chuck and her cousin were doing in the Lake of Wisdom.
"What are you doing?" They asked. "Get out of there!"
But Chuck and Bomb didn't listen as they continued playing, much to Red and Aggie's annoyance as they rolled their eyes.
The next thing what the yellow and black birds did was Chuck spitting water into Bomb's beak.
"Don't spit in his mouth!" Red yelled as Aggie groaned in disgust. Then, Bomb gurgled the water and spat it back into Chuck's beak. "No, don't spit it back!" Red yelled again, and Aggie covered her beak, still in disgust. "Uh, don't swallow it." Red groaned as Chuck already swallowed it, making both him and Aggie groaned loudly in disgust.
But this time, Aggie was really going to puke as she covered her mouth and her face turned green. "Oh, it's so disgusting!"
"Ignore them, Aggie." Red covered her eyes. "I feel your disgust."
"Why did I copy his DNA to me? Not because he's dumb, but I never seen him like this so crazy." The sparrow growled as she and Red watched Chuck and Bomb still playing in the water.
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All four birds paused as they heard a booming echo in the cave that lay above the lake, and Red began to panic.
"Get out. Let's go. Come on." He warned.
Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie joined Red behind a large rock. They watched as heavy footsteps cut through the still morning air. A large figure emerged from the cave, and stood at its entrance. It was Mighty Eagle himself. Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie couldn't believe it. It was really him.
"Oh, wow, it's him." Red whispered in awe. Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie could only stare at the majestic bird, their beaks hanging open.
The four birds' awe turned to horror when Mighty Eagle began to relieve himself in the Lake of Wisdom. Chuck and Bomb looked sick when they realized that the water they had been drinking and swimming in was basically Mighty Eagle's toilet. Bomb started to cry, Chuck began to gag, and Red covered Aggie's eyes with his wing, realizing that she's the only girl around. Mighty Eagle finished relieving himself and then headed back into his cave.
Red finally removed his wing from Aggie's eyes, and said to Chuck and Bomb. "Well. Not so much the Lake of Wisdom, it's more like the Lake of Wizz."
"Told ya. Boys are disgusting." Aggie laughed, then turned to Red. "No offense."
"None taken." Red rolled his eyes.
"Did you just come here to look at me?" Mighty Eagle's voice was heard from inside the cave. "Or did you have something to say?"
"I think he saw us." Bomb whispered.
"Oh, you think so?" Red asked sarcastically as the four birds came out from their rock and stood in front of Mighty Eagle's cave.
"You have passed the first test!" Mighty Eagle came out of his cave. "You have found me. Behold. Gaze upon. Mighty Eagle! I see all and know all." He paused for a second. "What are your names?"
"If you know all, why don't you know where we are?" asked Chuck. Red jabbed him in the side for asking Mighty Eagle such a silly question.
"I know very well who you are." Continued Mighty Eagle. "You are lost souls, who have come here, seeking wisdom."
"Can we have some?" asked Chuck eagerly.
"Wisdom is not something that is given. It is something that is... attain."
Bomb looked disappointed. "Okay. Goodbye."
"No no no..." Mighty Eagle quickly and careful grabbed Bomb. "Will I help you attain wisdom? Yes! That, I will do."
"Right. So, the reason we've climbed the mountain is that we want to know..." Red tried to explain, but he was cut off
"Prepare to have your minds blown!" Mighty Eagle said, before he turned and walked back into his cave, having his head bumped.
"This guy is good." Bomb said as he, Red, Chuck, and Aggie followed the massive bird inside.
"Welcome, to the Hall of Heroism." Mighty Eagle lead the four birds into the main room. Every inch of space on the cave walls was covered with trophies, awards, certificates, and framed photos and newspaper articles featuring Mighty Eagle in his prime
"Wow. It's really amazing to meet you." Said Red. "You know, I actually "have your poster up uh..."
"You might want to shield your eyes from the sprinkle of those trophies!" Mighty Eagle interrupted. How many? I have no idea. Countless, I'm sure. Thirteen."
"Wow. This is way nicer than my Hall of Wimpiness." Chuck said.
Then, the four birds heard hip-hop music from the next room. They watched Mighty Eagle danced to the beat with a disco ball on top of him.
"Those are some old school moves there." Red commented
Red, Chuck, and Aggie were a little disgust and unamazed by the massive bird's moves, while Bomb adored it.
Mighty Eagle continued to dance as he moved to the next room.
"So, he's kind of a wackadoodle. That, you know, it doesn't mean he's not wise." Red said as he and his friends followed him.
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