《Angry Birds movie (rewritten)》Warning the village
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Mighty Eagle grabbed a guitar and began singing the Might Eagle song. Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie played along, which they sang their own lyrics for the song. After the song, Mighty Eagle tossed the guitar aside and stood up. It looked like he was getting ready to leave the room, so Red tried to steer the conversation back to the pigs. It was becoming very clear to all four birds that Might Eagle was turning out to be not so mighty after all.
"So, anyway, the other day, these pigs showed up out of nowhere. And, it caused me a great deal of suspicion... And he's walking out of the room. I don't get this." Red said angrily. "This guy sits here on his butt, all alone, clearly doesn't leave the house. He talks a good game, but, he doesn't care about anyone but himself."
"Sounds a lot like you." Chuck said quietly.
"Oh good. Thank you for your opinion, Chuck." Said Red. But he realized that Chuck was probably right. Red got up from the sofa, and went after Mighty Eagle as Aggie followed him.
The two birds found the older bird staring through a pair of binoculars at Bird Village way below them.
"Hello, Mighty Eagle." They said as he approached the big bird. "What are you doing?"
"I am bird watching." Mighty Eagle replied as he lowered the binoculars and pushed Red and Aggie in front to let them see for themselves what he was watching. "Take a peek."
Red and Aggie stuck each of their one eyes so they can share a binocular, and saw Shirley, taking a mud bath.
"Yuck, you're disgusting!" Aggie gagged.
"Oh yeah." Might Eagle smiled.
Red looked away from the binoculars, and asked. "Look. Are you gonna help us or not?"
"I am helping you!"
"No. This is you helping. Looking through binoculars. Spying on old ladies..." Red looked down at Bird Village with binoculars. He couldn't help notice a massive tent in the middle of Bird Village. "Whoa, whoa. What is that?"
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Out of curiosity, Aggie pushed Red aside to give her space, so she can see it herself. "Let me see!"
When the two birds can see through the binoculars, dozens of pigs were running in out of the tent. Other pigs were handing out what looked like party to all birds, and some were zipping around Bird Village in their strange vehicles. When they looked closer, Red and Aggie saw that the pigs were stacking boxes of TNT all around the village. This confirmed something Red had suspected all along: the pigs were up to something, and it definitely wasn't good.
"I was right. I was right." Said Red, concern in his voice. "I knew it! Bomb, Chuck, hurry up! Get out here!"
Mighty Eagle looked through the binoculars at the tent and all the pigs and knew something bad was happening. "Uh-oh."
"Mighty Eagle, hey. Fly us down there, now." Red pleaded.
"No." said Mighty Eagle softly.
"I'm sorry. What?" asked Red and Aggie, both were shocked.
"I don't do that anymore." Said Mighty Eagle sadly. "I'm retired. Mostly just tired. Go handle it yourself. This is everything I've prepared you for."
Both Red and Aggie could not believe it. Mighty Eagle was abandoning them. "What? Prepared us for?" They said in unison.
Then, Red was starting to get irritated. "Hold on. Did I missed something? Let me just go through my notes really quick. Let's see. Crazy stuff, bragging, crazy stuff, karaoke. No. See, I don't see anything useful here." Coincidentally, Chuck and bomb came out of the cave with Mighty Eagle's merchandises, making Aggie crossed her arms and glared at them.
"The whole world, everyone we know, is in danger." Red continued.
"Yes, it is." Replied Mighty Eagle. "So, off you go."
Red was fuming. "Hey. You know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid, I believed nothing really bad could ever happen because you were here. And now I see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me. And that, sir, is sort of terrifying."
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"I'd never found you an idiot." Aggie interrupted, making Red speechless and blushed.
"It's time for you to go." Said Mighty Eagle.
"You know, it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird that can fly. And you're too afraid to do it. And I think you're not the only bird that can fly." Red said, making both Mighty and Aggie confuse, but Aggie quickly realized that Red was referring to her, which it made her blush a little. Then, Red turned to Chuck and Bomb. "Hey, guys. Come on, let's go. We're done here. He's no hero."
When his friends left first, Chuck stayed as he told Mighty Eagle. "So, uh, I'm having a party next Tuesday. Could you just do a little pop in?"
Bomb carried Chuck as they, Red, and Aggie made their way back down the mountain.
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They ran down the mountain as fast as they could. As they neared the bottom of the mountain, Bomb tripped on a branch and tumbled into Red. Then, Red lost his balance and tumbled into Chuck. Then, Chuck tumbled into Aggie. All four began bouncing and rolling down the mountainside in a big ball, until they finally landed with a crash on the ground.
The four friends untangled themselves and dusted one another off. They looked around Bird Village. All the birds on the island were partying underneath the big tent the pigs had put up while they were away.
Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie finally made their way through the village where they discovered something awful. The pigs were stealing eggs from one of the nests next to a village hut. Everywhere they turned, they saw pigs stealing eggs from every nest and huts in the village.
"They're taking the eggs!" Chuck yelled.
"Follow them." Red ordered.
As they ran after the pigs, the four birds watched the pigs destroyed their village while taking the eggs.
"Right on time. Eggs-cellent." Leonard laughed maniacally as he rode off on an umbrella, and zipped towards the ship.
"Chuck, Aggie, go shut that party down, now!" Red commanded Chuck and Aggie.
"Me? But I only know how to get party started." Chuck said as he grabbed two maracas, and shook them.
"Yeah, I'm a party planner." Aggie added.
"GO!" Red shouted.
"But how can I go faster?" Aggie asked. Red grabbed a vine, and tied it around her. "What am I? A kite?" Chuck quickly grabbed the other end of the vine, which answered Aggie's question. "Okay, I'm a kite."
"We're on it!" said Chuck as he took off at super-fast speed, while dragging Aggie with him. Aggie spread her wings to help her glide, like a kite.
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Chuck and Aggie sped into the party tent and tried to get the birds' attention. They were so busy dancing and laughing, not a single bird had heard any of the explosions. Chuck raced to the stage as he put Aggie down in desperation, and the two jumped up and down.
"Can everybody please stop partying?! There are eggs being stolen!" They shouted in unison. Then, Chuck spotted Hors d'oeuvres, which he excitingly wanted to get them, but Aggie slapped him on the back to snapped him out, and the two split up to warn each bird.
Chuck spotted Matilda, and ran up to her. "Matilda, we need your help. The pigs are stealing our eggs!"
"What?!" Matilda cried.
"I'm airborne!" Judge Peckinpah laughed when his body was full of air.
Then, Aggie ran to him. "We have to get back to the village!"
Finally, the music was turned off, and Chuck and Aggie told the crowd of birds about the pigs' plot.
"Stop dancing and start running!" They yelled as they ran.
While running, Chuck accidentally dropped his food. "Hors d'oeuvres, my weakness." He cried as he grabbed his food to his mouth, and proceeded running.
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