《No Matter What》Season Two ~ Episode fourteen
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"Ma we finna go to granny house." Ja'Seem stated, opening his parents door with all of the kids behind him, even Roslyn. Of course she had crutches.
"Alright, bring me some ice cream back." Reagan mumbled lifting her head from Jamari's chest.
"Ight, da you want some?" Ja'Seem asked.
"He sleep." Reagan mumbled snuggling against Jamari.
Ja'Seem nodded and closed his parents door back leading the way. He felt like messing with Ms. Taylor and plus he wanted to prank her.
"Give me my baby nigga." Ja'Seem mugged Ra'Seem, taking Rhylyn out of his arms.
"Nigga this da baby, you ain't got none. Stupid dumb asswipe." Ra'Seem mugged, bumping past Ja'Seem.
"Y'all cuss like y'all ain't got no home training." Raelyn frowned shaking her head.
"I'm saying though, just ugh." Roslyn added on limping down the stairs.
"I'll take both of the crutches and hit y'all with each one." Ja'Seem shrugged grabbing the bag of fireworks and Rhylyn's mini MCM pink diaper bag.
"Whatever." Raelyn mumbled, rolling her eyes.
"Mane I'm staying with mama, I'm sleepy." Ramari yawned rubbing his eyes.
"No you coming with us, we need you for the prank." Ja'Seem chuckled opening the front door.
"And we finna go get Kiari." Ja'Seem smirked. Ramari loved him some Kiari. If he could stay with her he would. Plus Kiari always gave him kisses on the cheek.
"I'm coming then too." Ramari nodded.
After all of the kids loading up in Ja'Seem truck, with him helping Rhylyn and Roslyn, he made sure everyone was buckled and drove off.
"Give my baby her banana puffs." Ja'Seem stated glancing in the rearview at Rhylyn who was chewing on her pacifier.
"They not in here." Ra'seem shrugged.
Ja'Seem smacked his lips and shook his head. He already knew why they wasn't in her bag. Reagan and Raelyn are all of the baby puffs.
The car ride was loud as Ja'Seem blasted BeatBox by Dababy through his new radio speakers. All of the kids in the car rapped the sung word for word, including Rhylyn bobbing her head.
"READY TO GET IT STARTED BITCH I GOT NO SENSE OH, HE THE PLUG" All of the kids bucked at each other singing then doing the famous dance.
Twenty minutes later and Kiari was getting in the front seat with her phone and lanyard. All of the kids greeted her with a 'hey' or leaning up to give her a hug.
"Did I leave my lipgloss in here?" Kiari asked opening the glove department.
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"It's in the arm rest where the rest of yo stuff at." Ja'Seem chuckled. Everytime Kiari was with Ja'Seem she left something. His armrest was filled with her lipgloss, lashes, scrunchies, socks, makeup, and her jewelry.
"Ki can I get some?" Roslyn cheesed tapping Kiari's shoulder.
"No." "Yes." Ja'Seem and Kiari said at the same time.
Kiari smacked her lips and crossed her arms. "Seem why she can't have none, it ain't even glossy it look like carmex."
"I don't care, she not wearing it." Ja'Seem shrugged leaning back in his seat.
"Bo Bo pleaseeeee." Roslyn whined.
"No Dooda, don't even start cause you know I'm not gone change my answer." Ja'Seem stated giving her a look in the rearview mirror.
Roslyn fixed her face and rolled her eyes. She knew she couldn't wear lipgloss, if Jamari caught her wearing it there would be hell.
They finally arrived at Ms. Taylor's house. Ja'Seem had already called letting her know that they were on the way. She simply told him to use his key, because she would be in the shower.
"Aight so granny in the shower, it's gone make it even better. Seem you go get the big pot she cook the gumbo in. Fat and Roslyn y'all gotta make sure the alarm disarmed so it won't call the firefighters. Mari you stay with me. Kiari you just record." Ja'Seem explained parking his truck in the garage.
"Wait what I'm recording for? I don't want no parts in this." Kiari chuckled shaking her head.
"Mcht baby, come onnn." Ja'Seem groaned. He knew Kiari was gone back out, but he ain't have nobody else to record.
"I'm telling her you made me." Kiari rolled her eyes getting out the car.
All of the kids laughed and exited the car. Ra'Seem allowed for Roslyn to get on his back, and Raelyn carried Rhylyn while Ja'Seem and Ramari carried the fireworks.
They entered the house through the garage door and the alarm immediately alerted that someone was in the house. Raelyn and Roslyn did their job and disarmed the whole thing.
"JA'SEEM THATS YALL?" Ms. Taylor yelled from her bathroom.
"Yea granny we here, we bout to take a nap." Ja'Seem replied back.
"DON'T FUCK UP MY HOUSE HEATHENS!" She yelled finishing her shower.
"We finna fuck shit up." Ramari shook his head.
Ra'Seem went into the kitchen going in the cabinet to grab the big gray pot that Ms. Taylor used for her soups and gumbos.
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"Dooda you gotta sit down with Rhy Rhy cause we gotta run." Ja'Seem stated.
"Nooo I wanna go." Roslyn pouted crossing her arm.
"Dooda you can't run, we gone record so you can see it." Ja'Seem sighed.
"She can just stay on my back." Ra'Seem shrugged seeing his twin sister eyes water.
"Aight, don't drop her or that's all our ass." Ja'Seem nodded.
After Ja'Seem made sure Rhylyn was set and comfortable, he gave her a cup of milk and turned the TV on Cocomelon, making sure the volume was medium.
The rest of the kids headed down the hall to the bathroom that Ms. Taylor was in. The door was cracked but the shower curtain was closed.
Kiari grabbed Ja'Seem's phone and went to the camera app. Pressing the record button, Ja'Seem took the firecrackers out the bag and placed them in the pot.
He took the lighter and lit the fuse. All of the kids covered their ears prepared to run. As soon as the fireworks started popping Ms. Taylor yelled to the top of her lungs.
All of the kids took off running back in the living room jumping on the couch like they didn't know what was happening.
"JA'SEEM IM FINNA—." Ms. Taylor yelled turning the water off putting on her robe. She exited the bathroom to see her pot smoking and ruined. The hallway was filled with a big cloud of smoke.
She nodded her head and went to her room to get her belt. "I got some for all they ass." She mumbled to herself.
She stomped to the living room seeing her grandkids sitting on the couch with smirks on their face. "Get out my house all of y'all."
"Granny what you talking bout?" Ra'Seem asked with a fake frown.
"Don't damn play with me Ra'Seem. Get y'all shit and get out and don't come back." Ms. Taylor mugged waving the belt around.
"Mane granny we tired, that was a li drive." Ja'Seem frowned resting his elbows on his knees.
"Well y'all finna get the fuck up outta here, why in the hell would y'all do that. Y'all some bad ass heathens. Go sit outside. Go do some y'all can't stay in here." Ms. Taylor fussed.
"Granny, where yo wig?" Ramari asked noticing his grandma hair.
"GET THE HELL OUT!" Ms. Taylor yelled walking towards them with a belt.
The kids continued sitting on the couch laughing until Ms. Taylor swung the belt hitting Ja'Seem in the chest. "Now get out."
All of the kids scurried to their feet's and ran out of the house, leaving Roslyn and Rhylyn behind.
"G-Granny I didn't do anything." Roslyn studdered about to cry. She had left her crutches in the car and everyone else left her.
"Aww I know my babies aint do nothing, come on y'all want some ice cream?" Ms. Taylor cooed picking up Rhylyn.
You could say that she had a soft spot for Roslyn, Rhylyn, and Xamora. They were the youngest girls, her youngest girl granddaughters. She loved to spoil them, plus they were so innocent in her eyes.
Meanwhile the rest of the kids were sitting out on the porch in 87 degree weather. They could've went in the car, but Ja'Seem left the keys in the house. So while Roslyn and Rhylyn were enjoying the cool air and ice cream, the other kids were sweating and fussing at Ja'Seem.
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Heyyy y'all!!
Whew I knew I been a little MIA with this book, but I been tryna show my other books some love. If you haven't already checked out my other two books, go check them out!!
Anyways how y'all doing today??
How did we feel about this episode?
We got Ja'Seem having a small sibling day with the kids, how we feel about him as a big brother?
We still got Ja'Seem thinking Rhylyn his baby, y'all think he just want a baby?
Ramari just don't know who he like, y'all think he want Sahara or Kiari more?
How do we feel about the car ride, with the music and all? Y'all think Ja'Seem a bad influence or just cool?
KIARI IS BACK!!
Kiari basically leaves all of her stuff in Ja'Seem's care, y'all think they still close, should they get together ?
Now Roslyn wanna lipgloss, how y'all feel about Ja'Seem telling her no?
Chile they ass always up to no good...
They finna prank Ms. Taylor, y'all think they wrong for the doing the firework prank??
Ms. Taylor's reaction thoughhh, lmaooo how y'all feel about her putting everybody out?
Poor Roslyn and Rhylyn, Roslyn was a little scared because she got left.
However she got some ice cream and air conditioner, while the others were sitting outside, lmao how y'all feel about that??
Not Ms. Taylor being a simp for bad ass Mo Mo...
Honestly what would y'all like to see next??
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